Your Daily DogScope for May 31, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Human courtship involves courtesy, at the very least, but not so dog courtship. In your world, the beloved is something of an obstacle to overcome. Persistence finally pays off, so enjoy the glow.
Taurus
You're getting lots of attention. Wait a minute, something reeks of sex appeal. It could be your coat. You know what that means, so brace yourself for a bath.
Gemini
You're been busy cultivating qualities of deep focus, but sometimes patience just won't get you past the obstacles. It's time for brute force, and lucky you, you're a brute. Jump the fence, slip your collar -- whatever it takes.
Cancer
You can charm some of the people some of the time, but you just can't charm all of the people all of the time. Those aren't bad odds, if you think about it. You'll get plenty of table scraps at a social gathering.
Leo
Your pack and another are at odds. No one can remember how it started, but it's like a law now. Don't let one stupid move get you stuck in between one pack and another.
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Virgo
Your urge to experience something foreign and your desire to keep a cozy basket seem incompatible. One or the other has to go. Travel is okay in short doses, but home should be your priority.
Libra
There's no point in being possessive of all the extra food in your bowl. You can only eat so much, try as you might to finish it off. In fact, the more you eat the less you'll need to growl over the leftovers.
Scorpio
There's just no being flexible on this issue, and compromising won't do. The neighbors want you off their property, and you need that very spot of grass. Hmm, it could be leash time.
Sagittarius
You're good at communicating the basics, but the smaller details can get lost in the shuffle. A whine can cover many bases: food, affection, relief. Try to refine your technique or broaden your approach.
Capricorn
Your owner only gives you the basics: store-brand chow and a quick walk to the first patch of grass. You want more than that, though. A single stroll in the woods could satisfy you through a week of short jaunts.
Aquarius
Your owner used to indulge their every peculiarity, but suddenly they're acting a lot less eccentric. Is it a new job, a new flame? Who knows? They're still the same inside, and that's all that counts to you.
Pisces
A good dinner, soft lighting, poetry -- hmmm, a huge question mark has surfaced to the top of your brain. Trust your intuition, because you're right on the money: Something fishy is definitely going on.
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