Your Daily DogScope for May 23, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

There are worse things than barking. You need an emotional outlet, and a dog's got to do what a dog's got to do. Attention from the neighbors only heightens the drama. Live it up.

Taurus

How can humans socialize over food? It gets your fur up just thinking about another dog near your bowl. That's just one of the questions you'll have to chew on while waiting under the table today.

Gemini

If your owner is being stingy with the walks, you'll have to start being selfish right back at them. Give it a try. You'll be surprised that putting your own needs first comes naturally to you.

Cancer

Of course your wild side is your most appealing -- to you. Your humans beg to differ. To them, being charming means being as domesticated as possible. Do what you have to earn the big biscuits.

Leo

Not everyone is as naturally warm as you are. A bit of affection goes a long way from a certain someone, even if it's only a modest display. Consider it a chink in their armor and keep working to win them over.

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Virgo

You just don't feel social today. It's fine to be the dog who hangs on the sidelines examining the grass, as long as it's just a passing phase. If it lingers, it's time for some introspection.

Libra

When you look beautiful, your owner looks beautiful. Or so the logic goes. Submit to as many baths and brushings as it takes to motivate your owner out the door with you.

Scorpio

Consider yourself domesticated. Being good is what comes naturally to you now, and you don't even have to work to control yourself. The power of the biscuit is upon you.

Sagittarius

If you have more than one owner, you know better than anyone how different their energies can be on any given day. Scope them out carefully before you decide just whose heels to tag along after.

Capricorn

Being a one-owner dog has its rewards. True, you may not be getting treats on all sides, but the attention you do get is concentrated. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.

Aquarius

The mail is a daily insult you just can't learn to live with. If only this were a phase on the mailman's part. As things stand, it's you who has to do the changing. Try not to get overly emotional.

Pisces

Your humans may think you're working for biscuits, but things look different from where you sit. They can be pretty entertaining, before and after the treats fly. Enjoy both.

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