Your Daily DogScope for May 14, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You're whittling away at one of your possessions, and it's slow going. That's as it should be. In fact, the slower the better. By the time you finish, your chew toy should be an antique.
Taurus
With your intense energy, a Good Dog just isn't enough to make you feel good. Nothing short of a long walk will do the trick, and the time to make that apparent is the moment your human crosses the threshold.
Gemini
Your neighbors don't know the difference between fact and fiction when it comes to dogs, but they'll still be criticizing your human. Be on your best behavior, and don't give them any ammo.
Cancer
Your human is receptive to a new suggestion, the crazier the idea the better. How about coming home for lunch and walking you? That's just one example, so take it from there.
Leo
You and your owner are both so stubborn you're just going around in circles. Is that really the way you want to spend your walks? Indulging your human's ego may be the only way to move forward.
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Virgo
Why get nervous when the suitcases come out? Dogs and travel are not incompatible. All you need to do is find an effective way to communicate that idea to your human.
Libra
You can't be perfect on all fronts. If you and your human have one of those calm, easy attachments, then it makes perfect sense for you to let loose when the mail arrives. Stick to your brand of hospitality.
Scorpio
If there's always discord when bones are in the picture, you can rest assured your human is taking notes. Curbing the greed and possessiveness is your only compromise.
Sagittarius
It's one of those cyclic things. You get overfed, then you're forced to go on a diet. If it helps you to know you can get through this, then remind yourself that you're on the same schedule as your beloved.
Capricorn
Your owner may look for discounts when it comes to your gear, but when in every way that matters, your human is willing to indulge. Focus on the high end in your life, and remember that love and devotion are necessities, too.
Aquarius
It doesn't take a dog analyst to figure out your problem. You're just plain bored. But your human will wring their hands over your issues for a lot longer than it takes to buy you some good toys. Dig in.
Pisces
Hmm, your owner is making a good dinner. You don't know for sure what it means, but you have a hunch. Ignore the poetry and prepare for the doggy bag.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
