Your Daily DogScope for May 13, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You know what you want, but getting it involves some real work. You've got the forceful part down, now you just need to work on having a bit of tact. Put a bit of elegance into your begging style.
Taurus
Even you can be prepared for romance. Use some basic rules that you already know. When you beg, do you prepare to be looked over, or do you drool as if you're about to get a steak bone? The choice is obvious.
Gemini
If howling at the ceiling is starting to feel pointless, you're probably right. All strategies have their limitations, but yours really isn't accomplishing much. Find another way to communicate with neighboring dogs.
Cancer
The doghouse and its inhabitants have never had more appeal. Some days you can have a good time exploring unknown territory, but today you'll be more comfortable sticking with the familiar.
Leo
Some wear their tags as if they're simply official documents, and others wear them as if they're showing off their jewels. There's no right or wrong, as long as you actually wear them. No slipping your collar.
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Virgo
You and your owner will both experience something foreign, but not together. Getting you both home requires more than soul searching, so don't forget to leave proverbial breadcrumbs.
Libra
It's so calm at the dog park that you can focus on things like etiquette and courtesy. But don't expect that kind of mood to last. All it takes is one human getting their fur up, and cooperation is out the window.
Scorpio
Ambushes, challenges -- it's all part of the sport. But when someone takes it too seriously, you all feel the friction. Be cautious when goading another dog into the competition.
Sagittarius
You live to accommodate your humans, but they'll be the ones obliging you today. Whether it's an extra walk or food off the table, be ready to be pleased.
Capricorn
It's not your typical ho-hum day. Walks through the woods, romping with children -- if only every day could be so packed you have to be reminded to relax. Enjoy.
Aquarius
You're picking up some peculiarities. There are worse things than ending up an eccentric old dog, like being an eccentric young one. Stop acting like you're a breed apart.
Pisces
A walk can be as poetic as a love letter and just as artistic. Let your human pick the route, then you do all the interpreting.
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