Your Daily DogScope for March 27, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Things at the dog park happen fast and it's easy to be misunderstood. Your actions may look like either aggression or flirtation, depending on the attitude of the other dogs involved. Make sure your real intentions are crystal clear.
Taurus
By the time your owners finally arrive, you've spent enough time in the doghouse for one day. The last thing on your mind is spending even one more minute there. If your human dawdles, don't waste time wondering what the story is. Just slip your collar and race ahead.
Gemini
There's a plethora of dogs at the park to choose from. You gravitate toward either the over-thinkers or the ones in a constant state of movement, but none of the dogs in between interest you. With a surplus like today's it's easy to find just the right kind of canine companions to make it a great day.
Cancer
When your wild side calls, it's hard to hear your owners. Their commands are being drowned out by something way more appealing to you. Even a biscuit can't keep your attention for long. There's nothing to do but break out of the doghouse and head for freedom.
Leo
You live to socialize but it's just not in the cards today. You could be stuck in the doghouse, but even if you make your way to the dog park you'll find it empty. With no one but yourself to bounce ideas off of, brainstorming is out of the question. You'll have to accept your limited options for fun today.
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Virgo
All you can do is try. When the world gives you lemons, you need opposing thumbs to make lemonade, but you don't need them to make the most of things. You already have the right attitude for that. In fact, it doesn't take much to make you a happy dog.
Libra
You can enjoy more than one thing at once. Your owner's company and a long walk, for instance, or your owner's company and a good bowl of chow. In fact, you can enjoy anything even more with your owner around. It's nice to have someone to share with, even if they walk on two legs.
Scorpio
You can't be too careful in your dealings with other dogs. One will try to pull at your heartstrings but you'll just have to remember that business is business, even if it's only turf involved. You may be tempted by their cute and furry ways but to giving in to them would be folly.
Sagittarius
You're not bored, exactly, but listening to your owners' voices is getting a bit old. It feels like there's no place in the doghouse to escape them, either. Taking things into your own paws is the tried and true method of escape. You know what to do.
Capricorn
You're desperate to give chase but there's no prey in site. All you can do is bark in frustration. Either that or come up with a better game than the one you have. It shouldn't take much thought to be clear about how to go about it.
Aquarius
Sitting around watching your humans fall in love all over again is not your idea of a good time, especially if they're planning on talking into the wee hours of the night. You may have to ditch them altogether if you want to have a good day. Don't worry, you won't even be missed.
Pisces
You need to get busy and stay busy. You know what they say about idle paws. It doesn't have to be any specific activity, either. If you take on so much you're almost overwhelmed, you'll be in dog heaven.
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