Your Daily DogScope for March 26, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
The day can't go by fast enough for you. Problem is, it goes by as slow as molasses. The only way to speed things up is to lose yourself in daydreams. Keep them superficial and lofty to pass the time.
Taurus
You don't want to waste time. You want to make tracks instead. If your owners can't keep up then don't so much as look over your shoulder. Don't worry, they won't get lost while you're racing ahead. They'll simply be waiting patiently for your return.
Gemini
It's no fun being an accident waiting to happen. But who can blame you when you have nothing to do all day but store up your energy? It's really not you but your humans who are flirting with disaster. Place the blame squarely where it belongs.
Cancer
You would love nothing more than to break out of the doghouse for one of your wild romps, but it's just not happening today. All exits are locked tight. Although running wild is definitely more appealing, you can find plenty to amuse yourself with on the inside.
Leo
You certainly don't want to spend the day sitting around moping. You can turn the doghouse into a funhouse with not much effort, though. All it takes is one or two friends and you have a canine party. You're even impressed with your own efforts.
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Virgo
You'll have to think on your paws. Luckily, you've a lizard brain for just such occasions, and it kicks in nicely. You're suddenly not a domesticated animal or even a sophisticated wolf. You're instant instinct and response, exactly what's called for.
Libra
Thinking about a certain event is like chewing on a bone. You go over and over it in your mind. You either give up or come to a conclusion, but either way, once the thinking is done you're like a free dog again. Enjoy the surge of energy that comes with that.
Scorpio
No one can slip anything past you. There's no detail too small for you to notice. Your sense of smell is especially keen today, and your nose makes every dog you meet a suspect. Not giving them a careful once over feels like too big a risk.
Sagittarius
You're too busy to think about any one thing for too long. That's your story at least, and you're sticking with it. But when there's not a lot going on, you're suddenly left with nothing to do but philosophize. Not as much fun as going for a tennis ball but you might as well run with it.
Capricorn
You're finally crystal clear about a particular subject that you've been working like a bone. You see now why your humans spend so much time yakking instead of walking or even running. Communication is their way of engaging with each other. The clarity, however, is fleeting.
Aquarius
Things at the dog park don't have to sizzle to be fun. After all, you're dogs, not hotdogs. But a bit of a spark would be nice. You'll have to generate it yourself, though, because no humans are putting in the effort. Use some canine creativity.
Pisces
Being cautious is not something that comes naturally to you. But it pays to be careful what you do around other dogs today. If it were physically possible to tip toe, then it would be in your best interests. As it is, pretend you're walking on eggshells.
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