Your Daily DogScope for March 21, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You don't have anything new to do and your old things don't look appealing, either. There's not so much as a shred of anything interesting clinging to the bones in your doghouse. Don't get frustrated, though. Take the tried and true escape route: the basket.
Taurus
The last thing you should do is face the day alone. So if your owners pack up and leave without you in the morning, spend some time finding the best way out. Other dogs are more than happy to keep you from going solo.
Gemini
You have a lot to say. Just because you're alone in the doghouse doesn't mean you shouldn't speak your mind. Putting it off for another day is senseless to a dog like you. Enjoy a bit of barking, with or without getting your point across.
Cancer
It's unusual for you to have so many options when it comes to deciding what to do. In fact, you're not used to deciding how to spend your day at all. Stick to things that have little or no details and you should be fine. Otherwise, dive into something completely unknown.
Leo
It's not clear why nothing appeals to you, but heed your instincts. Things that glitter don't normally tempt you anyway, but today you're beyond unimpressed. Laying low and surveying your terrain is worth more than gold anyway.
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Virgo
People are naturally slower than dogs, but your humans are really pushing it. They just can't continue moving at a sloth's pace when walking with you. It's creating serious issues with your relationship. Don't give up on changing things. Everything is mutable.
Libra
Stick with what's already on your plate, figuratively and literally. If that means keeping your head on your paws and sleeping the day away, then so be it. And that means finishing your chow before begging for something better, too. It will help you appreciate all that you already have.
Scorpio
It's such a good day you'll feel like you're involved in a whirlwind romance with your own life. It doesn't take much of an imagination to see why. You have all the love you need right in the doghouse and then some. Enjoy.
Sagittarius
Not many of the metaphors that your owners enjoy using really apply to your canine lifestyle, but one you hear today hits the nail on the head. Keep your ears open while older humans chew the fat. You're ready to be enlightened.
Capricorn
You have creativity to spare, especially when it comes to getting yourself out of a tight spot. A crate is no barrier to your freedom. You're a veritable Houdini once your owners leave the doghouse. Whether your humans are impressed with your skills remains to be seen.
Aquarius
You care about your humans 24/7, but today you're willing to go the distance for them. If that means skipping a walk, then you're more than happy to do it. Avoiding the couch is also not a problem. You have nothing but compassion for your humans and their strange needs.
Pisces
You want to try out your new persona, but you're not sure how other dogs will take it. Giving it a try is the best way to find out. Don't be afraid to enter the dog park as the transformed you that you know you've become. If you see yourself as an alpha, other dogs will, too.
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