Your Daily DogScope for March 16, 2022



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Taking advantage of opportunities is vital in the wild, but your instincts may be a bit rusty. Keeping your eyes open and your ears cocked is all it takes to catch your prey, indoors or out. Stay grounded and focused.

Taurus

No matter how much whining you do, your owner is going out the door. You might as well adjust your attitude about their plans because that's the only thing you can adjust. Start by looking at some time alone in the doghouse as a way of enjoying a personal day.

Gemini

It's hard always being held back by the leash, but it can be just as difficult to be off of it completely. You'll find that out the hard way today. Sometimes you have to try something for yourself to understand the point of it all.

Cancer

Whether or not you feel like coming out of the doghouse rarely affects whether you do. You're either stuck inside alone when you wish you were out or being rushed outside at an inopportune time. Such is the life of a domesticated dog.

Leo

Like any self-respecting dog, you only let the mailman come but so close to your doghouse. Even biscuits can't sway you their way. They can't make a good impression on you no matter how hard they try, but that won't stop them. Hold your ground.

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Virgo

You could meet just the right dog, but it won't be easy. In fact, it will be a lot of hard work. Just getting out and about is a huge effort. Not sure where to begin? Make escaping from the doghouse your biggest ambition.

Libra

When your human feels weird, you feel weird. Watch out for tell-tale signs before they creep up your back. The moment you feel that things around the doghouse aren't emotionally balanced, it's time to head for the yard, if not the hills.

Scorpio

You're too clever by half. You've come to understand that self-control nets you more biscuits than begging ever did. Now that you've found this nugget, start putting it to good use. It works in many situations throughout your day.

Sagittarius

Whether your owner's style is conservative or one of a kind, you both stick out like sore thumbs today. You can't walk down the street without getting attention from others humans and dogs. The reason is something highly unusual, even for a dog like you.

Capricorn

You're finally hearing the 'good dog' you've been longing for, but you have no idea why. That doesn't make the recognition any less sweet, though. If anything, its random nature makes it all the more meaningful.

Aquarius

Some days you're fine on the leash, and other days the mere thought of it makes you start flailing away against its image in your mind's eye. It's one of those days. You just can't take anything but complete and total freedom. Make it happen.

Pisces

Whether you're dealing with the alpha or dogs at your own level, they're falling over each other trying to help you. Accepting their help is not as easy as it sounds, though. For some things, the only suitable savior is your human.

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