Your Daily DogScope for March 12, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Exploring doesn't have to be only about terrain. As you know, meeting someone new means figuring out what they're all about. Dogs and humans in your path are all subjected to the same nosy treatment. Expect to be called insensitive.
Taurus
You're so excited to be encountering other dogs that you're sometimes taken in by looks alone. They may walk on four legs and have fur, but on the inside, they're nothing like you. Remind yourself that even if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it may not be a duck.
Gemini
You and your humans are more than owner and pet. You're more than equal partner, even. You're operating on a deeper level than ever before. If you had to find a comparison, it would be Sherlock Holmes and Watson. Which is which, though, remains to be seen.
Cancer
No one but you can help you feel good about life today. That's actually a good thing in more ways than one, starting with being alone in the doghouse. It may be hard to get your energy flowing, but once you do, you'll have no trouble finding good ways to keep yourself both busy and happy.
Leo
Your owners look at you and see boundless energy. But what they don't see is all the time you spend on the couch awaiting their return. They'd be a mother lode of excitement, too, if they spent the day waiting for things to change from dull to inspired. But do you really need them to rouse you?
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Virgo
You can hardly sit through a family obligation. Be a good dog through it, though, even if you have to force yourself. The payoff is huge. Not only does it please your humans, but they show it by sharing some extra special table scraps. Both make it well worth the effort.
Libra
Everywhere you go, humans and other dogs respond well to you. The only drawback of the day is that you don't go far. Putting your shoulder into it won't help, either. Your best bet is making the most of each encounter.
Scorpio
You're a creature controlled by impulse. That's why man invented the leash. But today it's the other way around and people just can't keep away from you. The leash just can't do a thing against your magnetic charm. Enjoy the attention.
Sagittarius
You don't need friends and owners in the doghouse to feel good, but it's the best kind of happiness, paws down. You have plenty of company today and you love every minute of it. The goodwill can't be stored in a bottle so enjoy it while you can.
Capricorn
Being disciplined takes more willpower than you have or want to have. With all the energy you're storing up by being good, you're just about ready to blast off to Jupiter or Saturn. Keep plugging away at it, and know your final destination is the dog park.
Aquarius
You're sick of being a pack of two. Why mope in the doghouse? You enlarge your circle of friends simply by being out and about. Making connections is a breeze when you're on the end of a leash, so insist on it today.
Pisces
It's a given that you pay attention to both front and back doors, but there are other weaknesses in your fortress that you've so far been blissfully unaware of. Luck has been on your side so far, but you can't count on luck forever. Start sniffing around.
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