Your Daily DogScope for June 18, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Don't forget the surefire way to avoid a dogfight: Make sure your bark is worse than your bite. Keep it short and sweet, like the horn of a semi. Once you get into the details, you're in trouble.
Taurus
Your thoughts have been racing. Now it's time for your body to have a chance. Demand some exercise today. If you don't get it, breaking free is neither out of character nor out of the question.
Gemini
Finally there's movement in the doghouse and it's not just your tail. There's a lot going on to enjoy today. In fact, you may even find yourself in need of a quiet, dull moment, even though there are plenty of those in your future.
Cancer
When you get sick of having your owner telling you what to do, where to sleep and how to earn a biscuit, remind yourself of how boring it actually is to have the doghouse all to yourself. That might be all it takes to embrace your weekend voice of authority.
Leo
You've had enough time alone. Now you deserve to party, and not with those who walk upright. Head to the dog park where you can socialize properly.
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Virgo
Work issues have your owner preoccupied. Let them go over the particulars. If you just can't hold still at their feet, then find something to keep yourself amused. What you choose determines whether you have a good or bad day.
Libra
It goes without saying you have plenty of good energy. Make sure you have a good attitude to go along with it. If it takes a lot of thinking to calibrate your outlook, then go ahead, be intellectual.
Scorpio
It's the rare day you feel no temptation at all. Whether it's tempting fate by provoking other dogs or stealing from the trash can, you enjoy taking risks. Today you'd be better off staying in the doghouse if you can't resist.
Sagittarius
You deserve to have a lot going on around you. You've been bored long enough. So if it looks like nothing's going to happen any time soon, take it upon yourself to stir things up.
Capricorn
Flighty people are fine with you. The more you get to check out in a day, the better, as far as you're concerned. You'll be breaking your own records today, with no one but your owner to thank.
Aquarius
Some days going to the dog park is a bore, and others it's a sizzling affair. Today falls somewhere in between. Look for your excitement in an unlikely area, like understanding your human on an intellectual level.
Pisces
Poetry? It might be good, it might be bad for all you can tell. It's all Greek to you. If there's no sit, stay or good dog to be picked out of the mess, then just leave your owner to their humanly pursuits while you go after some of your own.
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