Your Daily DogScope for July 17, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You're nothing if not frank and open. When you finally find out who has the sticky fingers -- or paws -- you let them have a piece of your mind. You may not get that raw hide back, but you have made a point.
Taurus
OK, bigmouth, keep your observations to yourself. The world doesn't need another orator, at least not the dog world, so keep yourself from announcing every passing car or squirrel.
Gemini
Don't waste time wondering whether you can get away with the crime. This one has your handwriting all over it. Don't eat the trash if you're not ready to spend time in the laundry room.
Cancer
Your humans come in the door with bag after bag of food, and yet they won't share the bounty. That's not the way it works. Your chow is in there somewhere, to be doled out later.
Leo
Another dog has boundless energy. You used to be that way, too. Now they're the one on fire to get to the dog park instead of you. That's okay. Every dog has his day, as they say.
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Virgo
Your owners don't know it, but they count on you to overcome tension around the house. With your floppy ears and clownish ways, you just can't help yourself, and neither can they. Ham it up.
Libra
Why in the world does your owner travel so much? Isn't there enough commerce right here? Apparently not, so enjoy what there is -- the dog walker, the extra chow, and of course, having the bed to yourself.
Scorpio
Are you really thinking about stealing another dog's bone? You know what they say: If it looks to good to be true, it probably is. You're better off drooling over it from a distance.
Sagittarius
Save your lungs. You can bark all day and no one will listen. You might as well accept your daytime accommodations. As a matter of fact, if you look around, you'll find things are not as bad as you imagined.
Capricorn
Jeepers, don't just charge into the dog run with lightning speed! Other dogs won't know what hit them. Curb your enthusiasm, at least until you've been given the once over.
Aquarius
You and your friends just can't get organized. Is it because you're lacking an alpha dog? No, it's fine to hang around in a casual way. Not all groups of dogs are meant to form packs.
Pisces
You think bad weather is no reason to skip a walk, but your owner will have a different opinion. Appreciate the walk you get and don't dwell on the hike you missed, if you want to enjoy each other's company.
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