Your Daily DogScope for July 11, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Getting excited is normal when you go to the park. But when other dogs feel the same way, the results can be explosive. Make sure it stays in the fun range. One wrong move and it's a mutt melee.
Taurus
There's a new dog on your route, who is making your normal routine a little less dull. It's exciting to pass by the gate, even if the barking is deafening. At least it's not boring, eh?
Gemini
Listening to your humans go on and on about their every thought is not much fun for a dog like you. You need to take some action if you want to work off your high energy. If the humans are too busy talking, slip your collar.
Cancer
You love your humans equally. That's a tough one when things are not going smoothly in the dog house. Don't let the tumult upset your domestic bliss; refuse to choose a favorite.
Leo
Friendship and a fenced-in yard: what a good combination. Now if only your human would agree with you. Lobby hard for a play date, if not a walk to the dog run.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
Virgo
He who hesitates is lost. Don't be indecisive when entering the dog park today. Go ahead, barge right in and start sniffing noses. Let the other dogs know you have no fears.
Libra
It's too bad you have to balance your need for socializing with your need to be with your human. If only you could convince your owner that going to the park is a fun thing to do. Hmm... point out the other humans there.
Scorpio
Your human is a bit more introverted than usual. Don't be passive about it; you know the perfect cure. Drag out the leash or whine at the door, whatever it takes to get you both up and out.
Sagittarius
Everyone wants to be loved by their friends, but you're feeling loved a bit too much. Let other dogs know they should keep their noses to themselves, or better yet, avoid them altogether.
Capricorn
Some faux pas are forgivable, and others are not. Don't overlook the cardinal rule of dog culture: Smell and be smelled. If you don't want to submit to a once over, then don't give one.
Aquarius
It's all good. If you're a little dog, you'll get to pal with a big one, and if you're a large-breed dog, then that little teacup will strike your fancy. Canine camaraderie knows no borders today.
Pisces
Don't think your human owes you just because you had a bath. Even you have to admit your coat needed some improvement. But do indulge yourself in a vigorous towel dance, or even a run around the block afterward.
Find out what the cards have in store for you with your 2022 Tarot Reading.
