Your Daily DogScope for February 01, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
When your owners feel daring, things get exciting in the kitchen. Expect to eat your share, even if you have to wait for a doggy bag. Unless, of course, combustion occurs.
Taurus
Arrogance masks more than insecurity -- it hides delusions. Another dog may strut around as if they could win any power struggle, but the only way to know for sure is to test their theory.
Gemini
You have a better sense of humans than your owner does, even if they do walk upright. When you get the impression they're not with like-minded people, drag them away before the light debating turns heavy.
Cancer
If you're not a bargain hound, don't let your humans turn you into one. All it takes is one meal wolfed down, and the store brand has your name on the label. Resist.
Leo
Hobnobbing with the alpha has you feeling like a roadie, but don't let the new confidence go to your head. The glory is really theirs, while you merely bask in their warmth.
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Virgo
Too much action around you makes you want to either come to a halt or run in figure eights. Sitting while on the leash and getting whipped into a frenzy are both too extreme. The best response is somewhere in the middle.
Libra
You don't have to come up with creative ways to be pack leader today. In fact, other dogs look to you when someone has to come up with answers. Where you lead them is still up in the air.
Scorpio
Cool it. Your owner is dealing with plenty of stress, so don't pile more on their plate. The more flamboyant your requests for exercise, the less likely they are to be granted.
Sagittarius
Expecting long journeys may be overly optimistic but there's no reason not to prepare for an excellent walk. With all the good will in the doghouse, you'll hardly have to beg.
Capricorn
Watching your resources is second nature. Someone tries to appear as someone they are not, but they can't get past you. A wolf in sheep's clothing has your nose twitching before they're even in sight.
Aquarius
It takes some creativity to be close to a dog whose only interest is in power struggles. Walking on eggshells is no way to behave in a friendship, so find a way to change the relationship once and for all.
Pisces
Don't mind you own business when your owner's health is involved. If they're overeating, hey, begging for some of what's on their plate is in their best interest, as well as theirs.
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