Your Daily DogScope for December 25, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Real problems need real solutions. Too bad you don't have any real problems. Figuring out what to do with all that extra energy shouldn't only fall on your broad shoulders, so rope in your human's assistance.
Taurus
You don't have to have supernatural powers to figure out what your humans are eating behind your back. They just can't hide pizza with a nose like yours in the house. Beg until you get your share.
Gemini
The film that covers your eyes when you get angry will leave things too blurry to judge. Don't lunge at anybody today, no matter how convinced your are of their bad intentions.
Cancer
Being in tune with others has some strings attached. When your intuition tells you someone is miserable, go cheer them up, whether they're on two legs or four or flat on their back.
Leo
Don't fly off the handle if you think another dog is getting better treatment. The chow always smells fresher on the other side of the fence, so keep your emotions out of it.
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Virgo
Relationship issues are bothering your owner. They can seek out a gifted psychotherapist, or they can learn from you. Both spending time with you and taking tips from you would be beneficial.
Libra
Why doesn't you owner help someone else beautify for a change? Imagine it. Your owner could become interested in human hair, and then where would you be?
Scorpio
Reality and fantasy interface. Whether it's a dream game of fetch or a delicious meal, your owner makes an art out of it.
Sagittarius
Your human can be forgetful, but this is going too far. Misplacing keys is one thing, but losing you is quite unacceptable. In any event, it's up to you to stick around.
Capricorn
It doesn't take a psychoanalyst to see that you are feeling good. Your mood is contagious, so spread it around. Think of as many ways as you can to communicate it.
Aquarius
Is it really worth losing a friend over? It's time to reevaluate. Your chow could be considered a joint asset, and you're almost ready to comprehend the image.
Pisces
It's not your usual high-energy kind of day. You'll have time to pay attention to yourself for a change. Treat yourself well, if that means a day of trash or a long nap.
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