Your Daily DogScope for December 12, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You can't help but be charming. And when you are, the biscuits flow. What's not to like about that? It seems like a fair arrangement, but to be sure, try to share your good fortune.

Taurus

Being lazy can be a good time, but not today. You have a lot of energy, and there's no overdoing it. If you are the only one motivated to get out and go, then jump the fence.

Gemini

Calling you a muse is a bit much, but you do inspire your human. Give them plenty to mull over. You can do it just by being yourself.

Cancer

Your owner is everything to you. So when they're not happy, you're not happy. Some things can't be tackled by being a clown, so delight another way.

Leo

Romance and fun are a good combination, but romance and misery? If you were the matchmaker, be the deal breaker. Drag them for longer and longer walks and bury the phone.

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Virgo

You wish your owner's love of beauty didn't extend to you, but there's not much you can do about it. As far as suffering goes, a good grooming ranks low on the scale.

Libra

Sometimes flirting is the only way to socialize. It's one of those days, so ride the wave. Your aesthetic isn't based on beauty, which leaves you with plenty to choose from.

Scorpio

Watch your behavior. Not even those who walk on four legs are outside the law. If you keep it up, you'll need more than an animal rights advocate. You'll need an attorney.

Sagittarius

You and your pack mates have your own rules to live by. You like to think they're handed down by the universe, but in fact they're quite particular to you pack. That's okay, as long as they're fair.

Capricorn

You fight authority but authority always wins. Hey, you're a poet but don't know it. Or are you a songwriter, not a dog fighter? Either way, cool your jets today.

Aquarius

You're a stand-up comedian. You have no idea why they laugh, but you don't care, either. It's more of an intellectual thing: the more they laugh, the more they throw you treats.

Pisces

Think of whom to avoid when picking a path. Problems will arise if you so much as cross paths with a dog with a chip on their shoulder. Take the long way home.

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