Your Daily DogScope for December 01, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You've got a bone to pick. Even the most affable dog can't resist your instigation. That won't get you the bone you're looking for, but it will help pass the day.

Taurus

Your odor precedes you. It's so strong you can almost feel it. Hmm, does that mean it's bath time? You still don't know how one can relate to another, and you won't have enough time today to figure it out.

Gemini

If you haven't been along your usual route in a while, you've got a lot of catching up to do. The other end of the leash is just one of your obstacles.

Cancer

If you feel a general wave of sympathy but still don't get your way, there's no point in pursuing it. You can beg until the cows come home but what you want is impractical.

Leo

Someone with authority will dare to swagger but you don't scare that easily. In fact, you could frighten the arrogance right out of them. Don't. Keep that kind of barking under cover.

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Virgo

You can spend the day belly up, rubbing your back in the grass. Or sleeping in the sun, or sampling the trash. Does that really make you hedonistic? Perhaps, but not more so than any other dog.

Libra

Indulging too much? That's too much to expect of you. If anyone is going to count your calories, it's your owner. So eat what you want and leave the fussing to the humans.

Scorpio

Just as you're about to chomp, you'll hear that disarming sound. If the size and the fur inspire you to munch, the purr will melt you. It works every time.

Sagittarius

If only your human could be both inspired and practical. It's always only one, and you know which one. You'll be forced to wear something fashionable again, so grin and bear it.

Capricorn

You're sure you would make a good provider if given half a chance. Eating out of cans if fine, but it's time to prove yourself. Make a break for it the moment you see woods.

Aquarius

Some rules are worth following. The electrical cords are off limits for good reason. So unless you want to give up your cushy house pet position and become an astronaut, no chewing.

Pisces

You and your owner both have your sights on the same dinner for a change. Is it the sound of the can opener or something else? Whatever it is, do what you have to get your share.

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