Your Daily DogScope for August 30, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Don't waste time dwelling on what you don't have. Who needs romance, anyway? If you're only a little bit creative you'll have a great day putting to use all the things you do have.
Taurus
You might have landed on top after the last power struggle, but things might not shake out the same way this time. Keep your arrogance to yourself; the slightest pompous gesture will cause an uproar.
Gemini
You'll have a lousy day if you take every bark seriously. Ignore the yaps completely, and only respond to serious barks if you must. And if you can, simply consider it light debating.
Cancer
Don't whine if you're given the boot. Those dogs don't deserve the likes of you. In fact, that pack was beneath you. Don't look back, just move on to bigger and better things.
Leo
It's taken a lot of willpower but you're now tough enough to trot with the celebrities. That's right, you can hob-nob with the alpha dogs with confidence. Just don't make it the pinnacle of your pack experience.
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Virgo
You're no underdog. In fact, you work hard to stay on top. But don't be too rigid. Sometimes it's okay to bow down to a more powerful pooch.
Libra
You've always wanted to move up the totem pole. It's your big chance. Don't be caught off guard. When other dogs look to you for answers, don't give them a 'what are you looking at' response.
Scorpio
Keeping your cool around the new alpha dog is a real challenge for you. Their flamboyant show of power is a bit disconcerting. They'll settle into their new role soon, and so will you, so don't get too stressed.
Sagittarius
You used to be left home when your owner traveled, but suddenly your status in the dog house has been upgraded. You may find it's not as exciting as you always imagined, but you finally get to go along for the ride.
Capricorn
You think other dogs act like they're more deserving than you are, but you're missing the point. You've been hanging with the humans for a bit too long. In your pack, it's more of a dog eat dog world -- or a dog eat treat world.
Aquarius
There's just no room for compromise You have fixed ideas, and so does your opponent. That's what always happens when you take on inanimate objects.
Pisces
Just can't seem to sit and stay? Take a look at your source of inspiration. If it's a treat, of course it's gotten old. Make it pleasing your owner instead.
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