Your Daily DogScope for August 26, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Why can't you cooperate for a change? You'll find your walks are much more pleasant if you learn to obey the leash. Believe it or not, the amount of pull coming from the other side will get gentler and gentler as you do.
Taurus
Agitators are getting the upper paw at the park. You don't want to deal with all that barking and biting. It's a good day to focus on yourself, instead.
Gemini
You're being left out of the festivities again, and all because you know nothing about human etiquette. But you're a quick study. Sneak your way in and show off your new manners.
Cancer
You thought you and your owners were partners but you're spending quite a bit of time alone. That can't be helped. Your human can't be in two places at once, and a roof must be put over the doghouse.
Leo
You need action! You can't feel good just sitting around all day. If you can't get your owner off the couch, you'll have to find someone else to get your needs met. Drag your leash to a new target.
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Virgo
The motions may not look deep and meaningful to the untrained eye, but it's doggy ballet. You know the dance, so jump right in and make a big splash. Go ahead, get noticed.
Libra
You have finally found the perfect balance. You bark hysterically and then sleep deeply. That's as good a way as any to spend the day if you have no one else to socialize with.
Scorpio
Don't just let something bother you. That's too passive. Toss some ideas back and forth until you come up with a solution. The way out is not as elusive as you think.
Sagittarius
Those big groups of dogs look like fun, but your owner won't get near them. Make your hopes and wishes known. If you have to slip your collar to make your point, so be it.
Capricorn
Your owner has broken a cardinal rule: don't challenge authority before asking for a raise. Oh well, they should take a tip from your behavior when begging for treats: You're as charming as can be.
Aquarius
Come on, make up your mind! You can't see both sides of the issue forever. Your pack may soon split in two, and you'll be stuck in the middle if you do.
Pisces
There's a new alpha dog in your pack. That's right, it's out with the old and in with the new. And then new guy owes you. Settle the balance due you by moving up a rung on the ladder.
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