Your Daily DogScope for August 23, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Your owner has health concerns but all they do is worry. They need to do something to get fit, instead. Just a few simple changes in the daily routine is all it takes. Start with longer walks each day.
Taurus
When it comes to human courtship, sometimes cash can be quite charming. You have no use for it, though. So if they want to get to your owner through you, they'd better bring on the rawhide.
Gemini
Your owner wants to cut back on bills, by cutting back on the chatter. Losing the phone is one way to go, and you approve. Those long conversations while on your walk were getting to be a bore.
Cancer
It's almost impossible to connect with others on your short leash. The only way to make a change is through your owner. Make things so difficult that they see the light and buy you a longer one.
Leo
It's time for a new strategy. Whining and moping all day long isn't getting through to your owner. In fact, they can't even hear you. Some visible signs of your loneliness and boredom are in order.
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Virgo
Your owner is getting organized and tidying up. The only way to keep your favorite toys it to hide them. Then cross your paws that your human doesn't get down to the details.
Libra
Going on a short walk is certainly better than no walk at all, but you'd like more. If you're time out is being compromised again and again, it's time to take action. Your human can cut corners somewhere else.
Scorpio
Don't expect a warm welcome. The other dogs are having a powwow, and you're not in the circle. Don't let that bother you, as long as they're not sharing secrets about you.
Sagittarius
Don't drag your human down the street. Slow down, and not just for their benefit. There are plenty of interesting details that need to be covered along the way, and you don't want to miss them.
Capricorn
Something is off in the distance, and you'll know just what it is. You might not be able to see that far, but with your nose in the air, you'll find the facts despite the distance.
Aquarius
Their fur is up, their teeth are visible, and yet you get a good vibe. It could all be for show. Trust your gut. Your jolly reaction will reveal what's beneath the surface.
Pisces
What's with this human? Talking into his hand, loud conversations with no one, not to mention no attention paid you. It's a modern convenience. You'll never figure it out, so just ignore it.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
