Your Daily DogScope for August 16, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Your owner is way behind! It's time to embrace the 21st century and buy a computer. Don't let them spend all their time on email, though. Make sure the walk frequency remains the same.
Taurus
Uh-oh, your owner has made another impulse buy. If it's for you, don't waste any time being subtle or cautious. Let your human know you want nothing to with the item, no matter what the price tag.
Gemini
Your owner is being totally flirtatious. Are they a day late and a dollar short, or better late than never? The answer will come by the end of the day, so keep your ears and eyes open.
Cancer
You finally get a small taste of freedom. Yep, you'll find out just how if feels to have no voices of authority. Not exactly as wild and exciting as you've always imagined it, but lots of fun just the same.
Leo
You're not impressed with your owner's long lectures. Can't they talk to you in a tone of voice you can understand? All that blah blah blah is getting a bit much, but you'll have to sigh and put up with it.
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Virgo
You have some work issues to address. You need to focus. Pretend you're a real shepherd, and stay focused. And if you're lucky enough to really be one, enjoy yourself.
Libra
You're dual natured today. You want to experience new things, but you need the security of the tried and true. Go ahead and enjoy a new route or meet an unfamiliar dog, then retreat to your trusty basket.
Scorpio
Another dog does his business in an unusual way. You'll be taking a real gamble if you get close enough to see the details. Show the dog the kind of courtesy you would want yourself.
Sagittarius
A dogfight is in the scenario -- or not. You'll have a run in for sure, but the ultimate outcome is up to you. Watch how you deal with other dogs, and kow tow if you must.
Capricorn
You've given it plenty of thought but still can't figure it out. How can you attract flighty creatures? You can't. Your best bet is the silent approach.
Aquarius
Stand back: The grill has been fired up. No matter the food source, you'll be getting a dog's share of the meal. Just hope for meat and not veggie kabobs.
Pisces
Your owner is busy and can't give you the attention you deserve. Use that to your advantage. Don't be too specific when begging; who knows what you'll be absentmindedly tossed.
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