Your Daily DogScope for April 07, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Humans would be fools to forget about your opportunistic tendencies, even for a second. If a steak is left unattended, it's hardly your fault if you wolf it down. They don't call you a dog for nothing.
Taurus
You have travel plans, and no amount of preaching or cajoling can stop you from following them. If your owner won't go with you, go it alone. And if the door is not left ajar, find an alternate escape route.
Gemini
Just how or why one dog starts to dominate another is not always clear. Your buddy is suddenly your authority and you have no idea when it happened. Enjoy the new alpha.
Cancer
You may not feel like coming out of the doghouse, but like it or not, there's something you have to deal with. It may be a simple as stretching your legs, but be prepared for something as complicated as the mail.
Leo
What do begging and self-respect have to with each other? Disregard your human's sarcasm. You have a strong sense of what you want, and don't stop until you get it.
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Virgo
Some things are hard wired. You could beg for an eternity, even if you're never tossed a crumb, and it feels like you have. All your hard work finally pays off, though, so enjoy.
Libra
Even you have your limits. Your owner may be depressed but that doesn't mean you should indulge their need to stay in the doghouse. Drag them out whatever way you can.
Scorpio
What you lack in self control you make up for in loyalty, or so it feels. Your human can't see the obviousness of this equation. You may not have a blackboard but you do have a pointer of sorts, so start teaching.
Sagittarius
During the day it's work, and at night music and art hold appeal. That doesn't leave much time for you. Demand your fair share of attention, in the most drastic way possible.
Capricorn
If your goal is impressing humans, then you're doing well. But if it's earning extra treats -- not so well. Figure out a new way of getting your message across, because old-fashioned tricks just aren't working.
Aquarius
It's time to conserve, and you won't have much choice anyway. They don't call it dog tired for nothing. If all you do is eat, drink and sleep today, you'll be a productive pooch.
Pisces
When it comes to friends in high places, your human is the ultimate, but even they can't help you out of this jam. You need something or someone else for a change, so look to your pack.
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