Here Are the Cutest Valentine's Day Puns to Send Your Special Some Bunny

Corinne Sullivan
·4 min read

If there's any day where it's okay to be a little cheesy, then it's got to be Valentine's Day. February 14 is all about celebrating the love you have in your life, and a sure way to make your Valentine smile is with some clever wordplay. Want some sweet love messages that are more goofy than gooey? We've got plenty of Valentine's Day puns that are perfect for sending in a text message or writing in a Valentine's Day card, and they're guaranteed to make your recipient chuckle (or, at the very least, roll their eyes with affection).

Silly puns aren't the only way to show you care, of course. You can always make your Valentine swoon with love poems, or romantic quotes, or words from the heart. However, if silliness is your love language, then Valentine's Day jokes and puns are the way to go. From nerdy puns to animal puns, we've got clever love puns that anyone in your life would appreciate, whether you want to send Valentine's Day wishes to your sweetheart or your Galentine. Read on for the cutest and funniest Valentine's Day puns you can send your loved ones this year, because there's no better way to espresso how you feel.

Valentine's Day Animal Puns

valentine's day animal puns
Woman's Day

  • You're one in chameleon.

  • I love spending koala-ty time with you.

  • I love you meow and forever.

  • I'm not lion when I say you're my mane squeeze.

  • I'm glad you're my significant otter.

  • I whale always love you.

  • You're turtle-y awesome.

  • You're un-bee-lievably cute, honey.

  • I'm so fawn-ed of you, my deer.

  • No bunny compares to you.

  • You octopi my thoughts.

  • Will ewe be my Valentine?

  • You're toad-ally the one for me.

  • You met all of my koala-fications.

  • You're porcu-fine, Valentine.

  • You're the bear-y best.

Valentine's Day Food Puns

valentine's day food puns
Woman's Day


  • I love you from my head tomatoes.

  • Thank you for pudding up with me.

  • You couldn't pastably be any cuter.

  • You're my butter half.

  • You make miso happy.

  • Muffin compares to you.

  • Udon even know how much I love you.

  • I only have fries for you.

  • I love you a waffle lot.

  • You're stolen a pizza my heart.

  • This might sound cheesy, but I think you're really grate.

  • Love you, pho real.

  • I fall a little s'more in love with you every day.

  • Brie mine.

  • I won't go bacon your heart.

  • I doughnut know what I would do without you.

Valentine's Day Drink Puns

valentine's day drink puns
Woman's Day

  • You had me at merlot.

  • Love you a latte.

  • What a cu-tea.

  • I can't espresso how much I love you.

  • You're soda-rn cute.

  • We are a matcha made in heaven.

  • We're tea-rrific together.

  • Will you be wine, Valentine?

  • You make me so hoppy.

  • Where have you bean all my life?

  • You're brew-tiful.

  • We have such a great relation-sip.

  • You're soda-lightful.

  • You're the wine that I want.

  • I juice love you.

Valentine's Day Nerdy Puns

valentine's day nerdy puns
Woman's Day

  • I've got my ion you.

  • I love it when you talk nerdy to me.

  • Yoda best, baby.

  • You're a cutie 3.14159265359.

  • I love you to ∞ and beyond.

  • If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

  • You must be copper and terillium, because you're Cu-Te.

  • I love you watts and watts.

  • Arota tell you how much I heart you.

  • Are you a 90-degree angle? Because this feels right.

  • I sulfur when you argon.

  • Been thinking of U periodically.

  • You're sweet as Pi.

  • You must be Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon, because you’re FINe.

  • Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y!

Valentine's Day Nature Puns

valentine's day nature puns
Woman's Day

  • Aloe you vera much.

  • You had me at aloe.

  • I be-leaf in a thing called love.

  • I'm a succ-er for you.

  • I’m so frond of you.

  • Please be vine, Valentine.

  • My love for you is tree-mendous.

  • My life would succ without you.

  • You're my bam-boo.

  • I love you so moss.

  • I'll never leaf you.

  • Wood you be mine?

  • I'll never take you for planted.

  • Loving you is blossom.

  • All you seed is love.

Valentine's Day Sports Puns

valentine's day sports puns
Woman's Day

  • I'm a soccer for you.

  • I pitcher us together forever.

  • You batter not leave me.

  • I'm so glad we mitt.

  • I wanna en-golf you with kisses.

  • The way you hold me feels so goalie.

  • I canoe even believe oar mine.

  • I love you a bowl lot.

  • I think about you ball the time.

  • You putter believe I love you.

  • You'll never strike out with me.

  • Everything feels croquet when I'm with you.

  • I like your tight end.

  • You're right up my alley.

  • Love means nothing in tennis, but it means everything to me.

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