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Crack Your Kids Up With These 50 Corny Knock Knock Jokes

Good Housekeeping

April 15, 2022 at 4:28 PM

1) Beets

2) Weekend

3) Goat

4) You

5) Butter

6) Who

7) Roach

8) Leash

9) Abby

10) Radio

11) Witches

12) Zoom

13) Adam

14) Sue

15) Bless

16) Venice

17) Noah

18) Wendy

19) Lena

20) Shore

21) Water

22) Candice

23) Orange

24) Orange (Again)

25) An Interrupting Cow

26) Theodore

27) Alpaca

28) Weirdo

29) Figs

30) Dishes

31) Nobel

32) Anita

33) Ice Cream

34) Canoe

35) Needle

36) Dozen

37) Alec

38) Olive

39) To

40) Cash

41) Tank

42) Yukon

43) Honeydew

44) Ears

45) Kanga

46) Luke

47) Cook

48) Mikey

49) Howl

50) Ya

51) Honey Bee

52) Snow

53) Icy

54) Alex

55) A Herd

56) CD

57) Adore

58) Ben

59) Isabel

60) Scold

61) A Little Old Lady

62) Cargo

63) Hatch

64) Nana

65) Annie

66) Boo

67) Spell

68) Lettuce

69) Cows Go

70) Owls Go

Who's there? Just a bunch of the funniest knock knock jokes for kids you've ever heard, from new ones to classics that never get old.

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