Could Ant-Man Defeat Thanos By Going Up His Purple Butt?
Fresh off turning a bunch of heroes into literal dust in 2018's Infinity War, the MCU's Malthusian fan boy Thanos will return to battle the remaining Avengers in April's Endgame. He's already managed to dispatch a number of the franchise's most beloved characters including Black Panther, Doctor Strange, Star-Lord, Shuri and more.
And while it would be rational to believe that humanity's salvation may be delivered by a marquee Avenger like Captain America, Iron Man or Thor, there's one pint-size, second-tier hero getting big-time attention online: Ant-Man.
Where is Thanos-a seemingly unbeatable foe who can disintegrate half of all life in the universe-most vulnerable? His big, purple butthole, of course!
A fan theory that originated on Reddit posits that Ant-Man, with his ability to shrink down to be teeny-tiny, could easily slip into Thanos' rectum and defeat the Mad Titan from the inside. That Thanos could meet his (rear) end thanks to some sneaky butt maneuvering has taken on a life of its own, with over 37,000 fans signing a Brazilian petition that simply asks Marvel to let Ant-Man crawl up into the intergalactic despot's purple ass.
The biggest blessing (or curse) that "Thanus" wish fulfillment has wrought upon the internet has been memes on memes, and we've mercifully rounded up the best for you so your browser history isn't littered with iterations of "Thanos ass."
ThanDiesel:
Thanos when Ant-Man dives inside his ass. pic.twitter.com/mcxeqB1mzq
- christypebeat (@christypebeat) March 23, 2019
To Infinity and Beyond (Thanos' butt):
no one:
Reddit: ANTMAN IN THANOS’S ASS! pic.twitter.com/dN0SbpALCP- a ball of anger (@shitesangiggles) March 21, 2019
Hotline Butt:
A post shared by @lokiandavengers on Mar 29, 2019 at 3:52am PDT
It's Always Sunny (in Thanos' butt):
ant-man going up thanos’ ass to grow inside him pic.twitter.com/l0FD8VDjT0
- tina (@tesseractina) March 24, 2019
Than-urkey:
Thanos gonna get his holes resized #thanosmemes #thanosass
A post shared by Biggy Smalz (@moto_moto_smokes) on Mar 28, 2019 at 11:10am PDT
Hellooooooo:
thanos when small ant man crawls up his ass pic.twitter.com/B7gO2mRvvC
- han yolo (@guyllenhaals) March 27, 2019
Sick Burn:
A post shared by Paul D Mueller (@pmuellerjr) on Mar 27, 2019 at 12:42pm PDT
Butt Tunnel:
A post shared by World Best Gamers (@worldbestgamers) on Mar 23, 2019 at 3:58pm PDT
Brolin:
A post shared by Josh Brolin (@joshbrolin) on Mar 28, 2019 at 3:49pm PDT
Disappointed Stan:
A post shared by 50gag (@fifty_shades_of_memes_macha) on Mar 23, 2019 at 6:13am PDT
Assembly Spider-Man:
A post shared by Ace (@theendoflifee) on Mar 25, 2019 at 8:12pm PDT
SpongeButt SquarePants:
A post shared by “the old me” (@jaso_cena) on Mar 27, 2019 at 10:33pm PDT
Oh Yeah?
If Ant-Man doesn't crawl up Thanos' ass and explode out like the Kool-Aid Man what even was the point of the past 11 years of #MCU ?
- Jared S. Heth (@jaredsheth) March 29, 2019
Tag Team:
Huh #dankmemes #dank #thanosass
A post shared by Memeifier (@memeifier6) on Mar 25, 2019 at 2:06pm PDT
Alternate Entry:
broke: ant man goes up thanos' ass and grows to defeat him
woke: ant man goes up thanos' urethra and into his nuts and grows to defeat him- zoey (@zowalt) March 27, 2019
J.K. LOL:
A post shared by Bajleed The Meme Plug 🔌⚡️ (@bajleed) on Mar 22, 2019 at 2:54am PDT
Poetry:
roses are red
green is the grass
ant-man will crawl
into Thanos' ass- Caroline (@CarolinesFarts) March 28, 2019
Back It Up:
I want to be ant man but only some of me will expand inside Thanos
A post shared by Pepe (@bugggedmemes) on Mar 20, 2019 at 1:28pm PDT
👀:
thanos when antman crawls up his ass pic.twitter.com/51gfonNOCf
- ⚡PK THUNDER⚡ (@ZappBeast) March 22, 2019
Ass Ventura:
A post shared by HenryElOcho (@henryelocho) on Mar 21, 2019 at 8:37pm PDT
Location, Location, Location:
Thanos ass: *exist
Ant-man: pic.twitter.com/TEdHs6DTkR- El demonio de la fundición está sobrevalorado (@ninjasaurio55) March 27, 2019
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