I have a confession. I’ve watched the music video for BLACKPINK’s 2018 single “DDU-DU DDU-DU” probably 55 times. I wish I lived inside that video. I wish I could stop Googling, “How to dress like BLACKPINK‘s ‘DDU-DU DDU-DU’ music video.” And also, I wish I could alleviate my roommate’s woes every time I exclaim about literally each separate piece of wardrobe present in the entire three minutes and thirty-five seconds of the “DDU-DU DDU-DU” video. The aesthetics are perfect, the colors are amazing and the boldness is stunning. If I had it my way, my closet would just be a “DDU-DDU DDU-DU” wardrobe—but there are clearly a few challenges with that.
The first is that I don’t actually have access to first-run Gucci and Burberry the way