Chris Pratt Shared A Truly Embarrassing Photo Of Katherine Schwarzenegger Attempting To Make A Bagel Bite
When you're in a relationship, you're inevitably going to embarrass yourself in front of your partner, and all you can do is hope and pray that they don't put any of your worst moments on blast for the world to see. Well, Katherine Schwarzenegger was not so lucky this weekend when her husband Chris Pratt decided to totally mock her failure at making a simple pizza bagel.
Chris posted a photo of a burnt, splattered item on a plate, with a caption explaining the whole saga. TL;DR, apparently Katherine is not too gifted in the culinary arts.
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Oct 19, 2019 at 2:34pm PDT
He wrote:
Proud of my darling for trying to cook tonight. Did it go well? No. No it did not. Not at all. To quote Rocky Balboa, 'It’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s how many times you get up... and keep moving forward.' As you can tell from the lump of coal in the center of the plate, this bagel bite never stood a chance.
Yeah, that thing. It's supposed to be a Bagel Bite. I am as shocked as you are.
"I honestly simply cannot imagine what went wrong here. Pretty simple. Microwave. 2 minutes. Maybe she thought it said 2 hours. But I want to commend her for her effort. This is a big step babe. Proud of you," Pratt continued.
I have more than a few questions. For one, how did it get this burnt?? For another, who makes one Bagel Bite? They are teensy tiny "bites." It's literally in the name. I could not eat less than five, it's literally impossible. Also, who microwaves them? Put that shit in the oven, Katherine! Love yourself!
Final question: Who calls out their partner like this? Thankfully I am a Very Gifted Cook, but I have royally screwed up more than a few meals in my day and my boyfriend would certainly never put it on his Instagram grid. You keep that to your story at a MOST. To be fair, Chris did put his very own cooking fail on his Instagram in 2016, so I guess all's fair.
Katherine, if you're reading this, give it another shot, maybe when no one else is around. Oh, and put it in the oven. It will truly change your life. You're welcome.
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