Chocolate Buttholes Are The Valentine's Day Gift Your Loved One NEVER Saw Coming
How's everyone doing? Good? I'm so glad! Well, let's not putz around anymore, we all know why we're here-buttholes! Chocolate buttholes, to be specific. Even more specifically, premium chocolate buttholes you can buy for your best friends and family as a token of your love and appreciation!
To be clear, chocolate buttholes are not a new phenomenon; they first broke the webz in 2015. We're re-upping them now as 2019 has been a-wait for it-shitty year. And how great are you to buy everyone you know the shittiest present!? So great!
So! What exactly is a chocolate butthole? "If you're after some really naughty chocolate, then lift the lid on this box of Edible Anus," the Amazon product description begins:
Box contains 6 anus shaped chocolates which are made from solid milk chocolate. Please be warned that these are adult novelty chocolates and are not suitable for children. Warning: Contains Milk, Soya Lecithin. May also contain traces of nuts. Food items are non-returnable.
That last part feels important-after you do whatever it is you're planning on doing with eat these things, you may not return them to the seller. These particular buttholes are final sale!!! As a reminder, they come in a set of six and are currently going for less than $10.
If you're looking at this version of butthole and thinking "that's a little lowbrow for me," don't worry. You can always get this limited edition bronze (non-edible) anus. The possibilities are endless and delicious!
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