Chiron Retrograde Horoscopes: Pop an Advil—This One’s Gonna Hurt
On July 8, Chiron in Aries goes retrograde, bringing with it all the healing and tragedy of a really excellent Greek dramedy. Like a really long episode of Parenthood, or the exquisite pain of checking your bank balance after getting drinks with your friends. Anyway. Chiron is a small planet that used to be thought of as one of Saturn’s moons, but it turns out that Chiron just has a really eccentric orbiting pattern and does weird shit. For a while, people even thought it was an asteroid that was taking its sweet time meandering the galaxy. Now, it’s defined as a planet that no one really talks about, because if humans can’t neatly define it, we don’t like to talk about it. (See: the ocean! No one has any idea...
