She may be a three-time Oscar nominee, and one-time Oscar winner, but even Charlize Theron has had to sit through some truly bizarre first dates. During a January 15th appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Theron shared a dating horror story from her past, and, um, our cause of death is laughter.
She explained that she did “that thing” to let her date know she was down to share a smooch. You know “that thing.” Don’t say you don’t.
The guy picked up what she was putting down, but he had a different idea of where he wanted the night to go. “He pulled over by my house,” Theron continued. “And we started kissing and it was really good. And then, he pulled away and whispered, ‘Make out with my nose.'”
After delivering the horrendous, yet true, punch line, Theron couldn’t keep it together. She shed a tear remembering how heinously hilarious the experience was.
She then said she didn’t want to ruin the moment so she gave in to his request, delivering a small peck on the tip of his nose. But that wasn’t what he was looking for. “No, make out with it,” the dude responded.
This scarring encounter is probably why Theron takes her mom to the Academy Awards every year. And TBH, we don’t blame her.