I Can't Stop Laughing At These Painfully Awkward Things People Really Thought They Could Sell On The Internet

1. A fun slide for the whole family:

2. The trendiest of furniture:

3. Bowls that totally won't fall apart upon one single use:

4.A completely normal snow-covered couch:

5.The only way to cook food:

marketplace ad reading, "over the counter Michael wave"

6.The hottest dance sensation:

Marketplace ad reading "shuffle"

7. A gently used microwave that may or may not have a melted phone inside:

8.Poops from another universe:

Marketplace ad reading, "Portal potty"

9. A dilapidated freezer complete with decade-old food:

10.The world's most comfortable bed:

a bed with multiple stains missing many parts of it

11. Gently used, wart-filled shoes:

12.The newest Indiana Jones movie:

Marketplace ad reading "Fridge raider"
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13.Gram's favorite body part:

Marketplace ad reading, "My grams abdomen"

14. An empty ziplock bag, lightly used:

15.A very clean, woven-from-the-finest-materials rug:

16. An original van Gogh definitely not from Paint 'n' Sip:

17.Barb's husband:

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18. The most sought-after gift of our time — a rare tennis ball plant:

19.A sickly piece of wood:

Marketplace ad reading, "Coughing"

20. Four hundred dollars' worth of rocks:

21.The perfect couch:

Marketplace ad reading, "Foot on bed"

22. The world's first smart ashtray:

23.An absolute steal:

trampoline for sale reading trampling
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24.The only instrument worth playing:

Banjo for sale listed as bango
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25.Bovine seating:

Marketplace ad reading, "IKEA folder bull chairs"

26.POTENTIAL, AKA a bunch of rusty wire:

27.The Big Three:

Marketplace ad reading, "Three draffs"

28.Beautiful jewelry:

Marketplace ad reading, "Hearing" instead of "earring"

29.The most holy car part:

Marketplace ad reading, "Catholic converters"

30.A kinda evil knife:

Marketplace ad reading, "Mid evil dagger"
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31. The perfect air conditioner for your home:

32.And The Mote:

Marketplace ad reading for a remote that reads, "The mote"

THE MOTE.

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