I Can't Stop Laughing At These 29 People And The Things They Posted On The Internet This Month So Far
I can't believe that we're halfway through September and only have a few months left in 2023. To distract yourself from the concept of time, here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh, so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
i think white people should care less about having swag. thats not for u. try for spunk or moxie
— caila (@HEARTAVl) September 13, 2023
2.
*touching his receding hairline* who did this to u
— Kira (@mycatmisu) September 13, 2023
3.
i went there and everyone knew you pic.twitter.com/gGSvzDaE3c
— bi genius (@gothtallaght) September 3, 2023
4.
My buddy who works at Area 51 said spongebob is real and they test medicines on him
— pj (@pjayevans) September 4, 2023
5.
everything is $15. it used to be $10 but we skipped $12 and went straight to 15. it isn’t right
— 𝔐icah (@cia__asset) September 8, 2023
6.
10 years old me was so gagged seeing Beyoncé get down like this fidhdhd pic.twitter.com/ZWo3NXBa6B
— Nicolas is happy (@niggaolas) September 8, 2023
Sony Pictures Releasing / Twitter: @niggaolas
7.
“teenage girl in her 20s” is to gen z as “adulting is hard” is to millennials
— jaycat (@rotttendotcom) September 9, 2023
8.
every year the VMAs are like “Pucci Squirt has just hit the red carpet with their girlfriend Penelope Meningitis. Squirt is nominated for 17 VMAs tonight”
— nolan (@anxiousdeluxe) September 13, 2023
9.
i’m losing my MIND i can’t stop watching this pic.twitter.com/kVsXik35sC
— Evie🤭 (@eiveeiveeive) September 12, 2023
10.
Damn i can’t help the dj with his equipment???? https://t.co/nq8Udkprdz
— UGHLEE ⭐️ (@ILYBrittnei) September 14, 2023
11.
desperately trying to scrub the nightclub stamp off my hand before work got me feeling like this pic.twitter.com/R8eQ93LttL
— emmy ! :-) (@punkflop) September 2, 2023
Fox Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @punkflop
12.
I just know she doesn’t fuck around when it comes to kohls cash pic.twitter.com/vCIbVYXgJ8
— Troy Meaz (@TroyMeaz) September 2, 2023
13.
the first bowl of cereal makes you want a second but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) September 2, 2023
14.
she would really serve these quiet luxury, equestrian off-season, moneyed prep school with a hint of skank ensembles just to get chased through abandoned warehouses by a bitch in a hoodie https://t.co/zT2wE3By7y
— roro, PhD (@fuglibetty) September 3, 2023
Freeform / Twitter: @fuglibetty
15.
Went on a date with a guy and he tweeted “I love my men a little ugly” right after pic.twitter.com/6LvuouwWjp
— m (@midosommar) September 6, 2023
A24 / Twitter: @midosommar
16.
Only thing a 26 yr old man can do for you is turn 27 https://t.co/ktMGB1eOZa
— ራሀል (@AFRlCUZ) September 7, 2023
17.
i feel like disney XD was created solely as an attempt to weed out the gays
— jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) September 7, 2023
18.
Babe do you remember our first ever bit together
— tatum (@planetgraves) September 7, 2023
19.
fem tops be like “yeah you like that you little flop?”
— dyl (@speckvoices) September 7, 2023
20.
Whew Lawd, if D.A.R.E. could see us now 😮💨🤭
— Homo spirit Activate! (@durandbernarr) September 8, 2023
21.
People rly don't know what to do w their lives and BOOM masters degree
— anti pigeon (@aluminiummaiden) September 8, 2023
22.
Me: I’m a writer Them: so you write?Me: let’s not get carried away
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 8, 2023
23.
i get high and start sitting like this pic.twitter.com/X9R9e3QHWt
— dry bones (@drearmll) September 6, 2023
Warner Bros. / Twitter: @drearmll
24.
in my first uber pool and we’re about to pick up the second passenger omg pic.twitter.com/UQQxViYUI5
— drew (@hydratedangel) September 10, 2023
NBA / Twitter: @hydratedangel
25.
WHATSGSGSHHSBSHSHSGSGZBSBSNSBD pic.twitter.com/iJ9HCOvIxy
— mother theresa updates (@selgod23) September 12, 2023
26.
spoke up for myself at the nail salon today!! pic.twitter.com/S7DWGvsXMj
— niccoya ⭐️ (@niccoyat) September 12, 2023
Warner Bros. / Twitter: @niccoyat
27.
Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 22, 2018
28.
“REPRESENTATIVE ! ” https://t.co/7zOwRYJVZ1 pic.twitter.com/vBXmpJk6dd
— ✨ (@Chaantellie) September 13, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Chaantellie
29.
The air was crisp this morning, i can start playing "Silent Night"?
— Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) September 14, 2023
