I Can't Get Over How Funny These "I Hate Going To Gay Halloween Parties..." Tweets Are

I hate going to gay Halloween parties what do you mean you’re Natalie's jacket from Survivor: David vs. Goliath pic.twitter.com/Iq6MHVyLF3

— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) October 28, 2023

I hate going to gay Halloween parties cause what do you mean you’re Melanie91 from the pilot episode of Gossip Girl

— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) October 27, 2023

Hate going to gay Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re fo shiz fo shiz Ginuwine what’s up homie!!!

— 💫 (@heyjaeee) October 29, 2023

hate going to gay halloween parties like what do you mean you’re lady gaga at the 2:53 mark of the judas music video

— lia 🚀 (@beeefyfridgers) October 25, 2023

Hate going to gay Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re Sarah Michelle Gellar’s coke crucifix from Cruel Intentions?

— Rob or Robert. (@rshuffandstuff) October 28, 2023

Hate going to gay Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re the telephone pole from Hereditary

— Foreskin Princess (@EmilioEmm) October 28, 2023

hate going to gay halloween parties, what do you mean you’re ina garten’s florist michael

— alex (@alex_abads) October 28, 2023

Hate going to gay Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re a seed dropped by a sky bird in a distant wood?

— Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity) October 29, 2023

i hate going to gay people halloween parties like what do you mean you’re the bicycle from ET

— trevor ✨💘 (@ariestrevor) October 28, 2023

i hate gay people. what do you mean you’re the vacuum from teletubbies https://t.co/prpUTn5ZF9 pic.twitter.com/abZYOh5R66

— John Conlin (@johnconlinmusic) October 29, 2023

I hate gay people at Halloween what the fuck do you mean you're going as a giant bottle of poppers and the cancellation of a railway line pic.twitter.com/IKyNE8193z

— 🦇 Batthew 🦇 (@ItsMatt_Again) October 29, 2023

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re girl wearing a skirt as a top from Hilary Duff’s 2008 anti bullying PSA

— empanada daddy (@empanadadaddy23) October 28, 2023

I hate going to gay Halloween parties like, what do you mean you’re Lydia Tár’s baton

— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) October 28, 2023

i hate going to gay halloween parties, what do you mean, "stop talking to me i'm not interested and i have a husband and two boyfriends"

— charles r. davis (@charizardavis) October 28, 2023

I hate gay Halloween parties what do you mean you’re going as Tom sandavol in drag on the Vanderpump rules season 5 cast trip to New Orleans pic.twitter.com/KheM81riX1

— amy ♓︎ (@Amy__A_) October 29, 2023

I hate going to gay halloween parties, what do you mean you’re Dame Eileen Atkins as Barbara the Flower Shop Lady from THE HOURS

— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) October 28, 2023

i hate gay people. what do you mean youre lisa barlow wearing the palm spring trust exercise outfit for halloween?

— ⚔️ (@chaserojo) October 27, 2023

i hate going to halloween parties with gay people because what do you mean you're the cunty photo of former president dwight d eisenhower

— alicia 🍋🥀🪐🛼🔮⚔️ (@pomelopirate) October 28, 2023

I hate gay people what do you mean you’re being Baby Jane Hudson for Halloween 😭😭😭

— jatz crackers (@iconspice) October 25, 2023

I hate gay people what do you mean you’re Lois griffin in the episode where stewie shot her

— casey anthony funko pop (@homeofsexuals) October 29, 2023

i hate gay people at halloween what the fuck you mean you’re dressing up as mark ruffalo from the olivia wilde nodding gif??? pic.twitter.com/acklhiwN1G

— Teddy Kister (@TeddyKister) October 29, 2023

I hate gay people at Halloween, what do you mean you two are going as Lisa Rinna and the stuffed bunny from the Season 7 reunion of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

— sam 🌠 (@samuellllm) October 29, 2023

i hate going to gay people halloween parties like what do you mean you’re @phoebe_bridgers in the @whereisMUNA Silk Chiffon music video pic.twitter.com/mmBmAGw5Gj

— 🦋✨ (@queeerjoy) October 29, 2023

I hate gay people at halloween what do you mean you’re jami gertz in twister (for the second time) pic.twitter.com/lDPZS2cW51

— Jean Shart (@Thott_Disick) October 29, 2023

I hate gay people what do you mean you’re being Dorinda Medley for Halloween

— izzi (@lZZlPOP) October 22, 2023

People tweeting “I hate going to gay Halloween parties” and then post a pic of the best Halloween costume you’ve ever seen

— Grave Writes! (@ClickGate_) October 28, 2023

I hate gay people at Halloween parties, what do you mean you're Baby Spice on her way to a blood rave in 1998? pic.twitter.com/P1Oz4g6YXs

— Myke Thompson (@itsmykethompson) October 29, 2023