People Are Very, Very, Very Mad About "Scooped Bagels" After This California Guy Went Viral For Requesting One
A man has caused all hell to break loose over "scooped bagels."
It all started when he shared a story about how stressful it is to order a bagel in New York compared to California.
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He claims it's super easy to get his scooped, gluten-free bagel in California, but in New York, it's a whole other story.
When he tried to get his scooped, gluten-free bagel in New York, the bagel-maker told him off.
"The guy just looks at me and goes, 'I'm not scooping your fucking bagel, bro. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.'"
The video quickly spread to X, and now my entire timeline is involved in "scooped bagel" discourse.
new york needs to start turning californians away at the border what the fuck is this shit pic.twitter.com/kZk2IyPY2G
— Gay-briel (@Ian_Gay_briel) October 27, 2023
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But first, what are scooped bagels? Well, it's basically a bagel without a soul.
As this person said, it's essentially a "boneless bagel."
Scooped bagels r so messed up like. Not a Boneless bagel…..
— joci ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ (@k1ndbutnotsoft) October 30, 2023
People are fighting mad about it.
scooped bagels are the real horror 🥯
— Halloween Horror Nights (@HorrorNightsORL) October 30, 2023
And everyone has an opinion.
Scooped bagels???? pic.twitter.com/8HEhe05Ntw
— Vinny! Vinnie! Vinne! 🇵🇸 (@hausofvinny) October 27, 2023
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"If God wanted bagels to be scooped, they would already come that way," this person said.
If God wanted bagels to be scooped they would already come that way pic.twitter.com/aptkVXRqSA
— Armadillo by Mornin’ (@armadillo_by_am) October 27, 2023
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"If you order scooped bagels, I don't want to be your friend," another said.
if you order scooped bagels i don’t want to be your friend https://t.co/p7tBvOW8Wk
— marathon week em (@e_munson) October 27, 2023
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"What are we doing to our beautiful queens," this person pleaded.
I just learned about scooped bagels for the first time today. what are we doing to our beautiful queens
— mars (@sqidey) October 27, 2023
People are quite literally changed after hearing this information.
i miss the person i was before i learned about scooped bagels
— 𝙍𝙞𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 (@riversmetimbers) October 29, 2023
Friendships are on the line.
whole bagels for my real friends, scooped bagels for my fake friends
— Rep. Jessica Grill (@jessica4nh) October 31, 2023
Boycotts have been suggested.
we need to outlaw scooped bagels https://t.co/UvHepzxoMj
— Leor Galil (@imLeor) October 27, 2023
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It's bleak!
discovering what scooped bagels are pic.twitter.com/yYlPeoGCnf
— Diego Crespo (@thediegocrespo) October 27, 2023
Ultimately, I hope this is the last we hear about this bagel desecration.
I've been eating bagels my entire life and never heard of a "scooped bagel" til today.What the fuck?
— B Talent (@minc798) October 27, 2023
I hope we can forget this whole thing even ever happened.
I wish I could go back to two days ago when I didn’t know people scooped bagels
— heath’s evil twin (@Hotdogheath) October 28, 2023
