Brad Pitt Was Spotted on a Date With His New Girlfriend 9 Months Ago and No One Noticed

From Cosmopolitan

• Brad Pitt has just been linked to model Nicole Poturalski, but surprise! They may have been dating for the past nine months without anyone realizing.

• Brad and Nicole are currently vacationing together in his castle. *weeps silently*

As you’re likely well aware due to feelings of strong personal betrayal, Brad Pitt has a new girlfriend who is not you. The actor is dating a model named Nicole Poturalski, brand-new information that turns out to be…old news?

While outlets like Us Weekly, The Sun, and OK! are just now confirming 56-year-old Brad’s relationship with 27-year-old Nicole, turns out they may have been dating for as long as nine months without literally anyone realizing.

The Daily Mail got its hands on some exclusive and truly ancient photos of Brad and Nicole on what appears to be a date night at Kanye West’s Hollywood Bowl performance in November 2019. And apparently, everyone was too busy stressing about Brad’s relationship with his various exes at the time to notice that he was dating someone new right in front of our eyeballs.

Either way, Brad and Nicole are currently staying at his castle in the South of France (what, you don’t have one?)—the very same castle that he shares with Angelina Jolie. OK! reports they were acting like “loved-up teenagers” in some very blurry tabloid photos floating around the internet, and while said photos honestly prove nothing, a source tells Page Six that “they are seeing each other, they’re enjoying a vacation together.”

Cool, I’ll be here enjoying my couch with my dog, which is almost like vacationing in a castle with Brad Pitt.

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