The Best The Tortured Poets Department Merch You Can Buy Online
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It’s the big day Swifties have all been impatiently waiting for—the release of The Tortured Poets Department. And as luck would have it, the album drop comes with double the songs fans originally expected.
Speculations about what the lyrics are referencing have sent listeners into a tailspin; are they about her ex-boyfriend, Joe Alwyn, who she dated from 2016 to 2023, or her short-lived romance with Matty Healy, which took place right after her long-term break up?
The singers 11th studio album, The Tortured Poets Department is a concept piece exploring the five stages of grief. There are plenty of easter eggs to uncover within the lyrics, from You left your typewriter at my apartment / Straight from the tortured poets department to And who’s going to hold you Like me? / And who’s going to love you, if not me? / I laughed in your face and said, “You’re not Dylan Thomas, I’m not Patti Smith,” from the album’s title track.
The Tortured Poets Department Vinyl
$40
And what better way to celebrate the release of The Tortured Poets Department—besides organizing a listening party with all your fellow Swifties to dissect each and every word yourselves—than grabbing some TTPD merchandise. Etsy and Amazon offer an assortment of inspired pieces, from embroidered crewnecks to funny t-shirts.
While we can certainly expect more merch to hit the Internet following the album’s release, why not get a head start now. See our top picks you can shop this very second below.
Old Habits Die Screaming Tee
If The Black Dog is your fave off the album, you need this reference tee.
Old Habits Die Screaming Tee
$32
TTPD Bracelet Set
If you covered your arms in friendship bracelets during peak Eras Tour season, you’ll want to grab this TTPD set to add to your collection.
TTPD Bracelet Set
$151712% Off
Embroidered “all’s fair in love a poetry…” Crewneck
Remember when “All’s fair in love and poetry…” reached #1 on the US iTunes music video chart despite having no sound? Iconic.
This embroidered crewneck comes in sizes XS through 3XL in four different color combos.
Embroidered TTPD Crewneck
$45
Tortured Poets Department Embroidered Sweatshirt
Obsessed with the handmade graphic on this embroidered crewneck—as one reviewer wrote, “the embroidery is done really well and seems like it’ll last a long time.”
Tortured Poets Department Embroidered Sweatshirt
26+
The Tortured Man Club T-Shirt
Which one of Taylor’s exes is your favorite?
The Tortured Man Club T-Shirt
$202931% Off
In My Tortured Poet Era T-Shirt
Yes, we certainly all are. Scoop this funny take on TTPD merch from Amazon for just $17.
In My Tortured Poet Era T-Shirt
$17
The Tortured Poets Department Crest T-Shirt
Grab this t-shirt from Amazon’s handmade store before everyone else does. It’s available in sizes youth small through adult 3XL.
The Tortured Poets Department Crest T-Shirt
$22
Tortured Poets Department Relaxed Fit Hat
Hurry, this TTPD baseball cap is selling out fast!
Tortured Poets Department Relaxed Fit Hat
$27
The Tortured Poets Department Party Game Bundle
Hosting an album release listening party? Grab this party activity bundle to help you all really dive in.
The Tortured Poets Department Party Game Bundle
$10
The Tortured Poets Department Custom Beach Towel
Bring TTPD to the beach this summer in the form of a customizable beach towel.
The Tortured Poets Department Custom Beach Towel
$19
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