The Best Quotes from 'Sweet Magnolias' Season 1 and 2'—' Because We're Already Counting Down Until Season 3

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The most memorable one (and two) liners from Season 1 and 2.

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Eliza Morse/Netflix

If you haven't watched our new favorite Netflix series Sweet Magnolias yet, please grab your best girls, whip up a pitcher of margaritas, and silence your phones because it's time for a girls' night in. And with Season 2 recently added to Netflix and Season 3 on the horizon, it's high time you hop to watching (or rewatching) this binge-worthy, feel-good dramedy.

The series, based on the Sweet Magnolias book series by Sherryl Woods, centers on the Serenity magnolias, three best friends from a fictional small town in South Carolina who stand by each other through thick and thin—and always with a quip or heartfelt turn of phrase to suit. Take a look through some of their most memorable quotes from Season 1 and Season 2 of Sweet Magnolias. We bet you'll be positively itching to sit down and pour it out with this quick-tongued, loyal trio who we're hoping against all hope have an opening for a fourth partner in crime. Where do we sign up?

Maddie Townsend

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"We got enough storm clouds out there. Don't need you being one too."
– Maddie Townsend

Dana Sue Sullivan

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"My week had a week."
– Dana Sue Sullivan

Helen Decatur

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"Sometimes, if we treat people as if they're good, it challenges them to be good."
– Helen Decatur

Maddie Townsend

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"Tongues will be wagging. That's for sure."
– Maddie Townsend

Helen Decatur

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"Til the cows come home, you are my best girl."
– Helen Decatur

Helen Decatur

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"I truly, truly believe that there is not a problem in this world that cannot be solved by having a drink and a talk with the two of you."
– Helen Decatur

Dana Sue Sullivan

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"It is wetter than a submarine with screen doors out there."
– Dana Sue Sullivan

Maddie Townsend

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"Sometimes you don't have the sense God gave a goose."
– Maddie Townsend

Dana Sue Sullivan

You gotta admire people that stay somewhere, you know, and put down roots."
– Dana Sue Sullivan

Helen & Maddie

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

Helen: "Do the storms ever stop?"

Maddie: "No, but neither do the rainbows."

Dana Sue & Helen

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

Dana Sue: "It goes perfectly with my 'Are you sure you want my opinion?' lipstick."

Helen: "Mmm. I highly recommend the 'Don't make me smack you' nail polish."

Maddie Townsend

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"This puddle on the floor, formerly known as Helen, has taught me most of what I know about resiliency."
– Maddie Townsend

Helen Decatur

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"Your nerves are talking and not your heart. Tell the first to shut up and listen to the second."
– Helen Decatur

Dana Sue Sullivan

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"Why can't our kids use words instead of symbols like they're Neanderthals painting on a cave wall?"
– Dana Sue Sullivan

Helen & Maddie

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

Helen: "This touches my soul."

Maddie: "The companions or the margaritas?"

Helen: "Mmm. Yes."

Maddie Townsend

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"I'm holding it together by duct tape and happy thoughts and I'm near out of both."
– Maddie Townsend

Dana Sue Sullivan

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"We all know how painful it can be to kick a man to the curb, but you don't just rebound yourself out of the pan into hellfire."
– Dana Sue Sullivan

Dana Sue Sullivan

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"I'm tired of building something so a man can kick it down."
– Dana Sue Sullivan

Maddie Townsend

"Please take your foot off my mood."
– Maddie Townsend

Helen Decatur

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"Are y'all down for a margarita morning?"
– Helen Decatur

Dana Sue Sullivan

"No, you did not just 'ma'am' me."
– Dana Sue Sullivan

Dana Sue Sullivan

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"You always count your first kiss, and then you just keep on kissing till you lose count."
– Dana Sue Sullivan

Maddie Townsend

"It's the day of rest. Can we give it one, please?"
– Maddie Townsend

Maddie Townsend

CORINNE MUCHA
CORINNE MUCHA

"God call me home the day I say no to a steak."
– Maddie Townsend

Dana Sue Sullivan

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"Good riddance to bad rubbish."

– Dana Sue Sullivan

Farmer Jeremy Reynolds

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"Grass is always greener where you water it."

– Farmer Jeremy Reynolds

Ronnie Sullivan

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"I've sat in the passenger seat for 20 years while you drove our lives."

– Ronnie Sullivan

Cal Maddox

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"Remembering what a great person said helps me to be a better one."

– Cal Maddox

Maddie Townsend

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"Eight hands are better than two."

– Maddie Townsend

Maddie Townsend

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"Just sat there like a June bug in a bug zapper."

– Maddie Townsend

Helen Decatur

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"Your eyebrows are speaking volumes."

– Helen Decatur

Erik to Isaac

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"That's the thing about a garden. You grow and change and you don't have to get everything right all at once."

– Erik to Isaac

Ronnie to Dana Sue

GRACE CANAAN
GRACE CANAAN

"I know I can't fix all the ways I broke our home but the least I can do is fix our house."

– Ronnie to Dana Sue

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