The Best Game-Show Contestants Ever, From Hilarious to Cringe-Worthy

Whether you love them or hate them, these game show contestants are grand-prize winners in the taking up space in our head sweepstakes. You may not remember where you put your keys, but you'll always be able to recall where you were when John Carpenter became the first person to win "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" And not just because you were on the couch in front of your television.