Your 'Barbie' Instagram Isn't Complete Without One of These Captions

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With the Barbie movie now in theaters, loads of Barbie girls are taking the opportunity to dress up in their best pink outfits and show off their Barbie lifestyle to the world. Some are even scheduling a double-feature with Oppenheimer, and switching to mid-century-inspired outfits between films, a phenomenon affectionately called Barbenheimer. But whether you're seeing one movie or two, and no matter if rolling out solo, as part of a girls' night or with your own personal Ken, you're going to need the best, pithiest way to sum up your experience when it comes time to post the pictures.

These are the best Barbie Instagram captions to use. Most of them are lines from the movie, but we tried to keep it as spoiler-free as possible. (Still, they do give away some lines so proceed with caution.) A few are taken from the soundtrack songs, and others just capture the Barbie mood. There are even a couple of Barbenheimer-specific ideas if you're attempting to do the big movie marathon. Use them for pre-movie drinks with friends, during post-film revelry or any chance you have to show off your Barbie style — because you got important things to do.

Barbie Instagram Captions

• Hi, Barbie!

• Every night is girls night.

• Pink just looks so good on us.

• Life in plastic — it's fantastic!

• Barbie has a great day every day.

• I can already feel my heels lifting.

• I'm a doll, but I still want to party.

• No one puts these dolls back in their boxes.
  

• Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever.

• If that was really a mirror, you'd see a perfect smile.

• Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything!

• In a world filled with Stereotypical Barbies, be Weird Barbie.

• Barbie is all these women — and all these women are Barbie.
  

• Barbie is a doctor, and a lawyer, and so much more than that.

• I’m here for little girls and their dreams in the least creepy way possible.

• We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they have come.

• It is the best day ever! So was yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and every day from now until forever.

• I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies, and planned choreography, and a bespoke song. You should stop by.

• To live in Barbie Land is to be a perfect being in a perfect place. (Unless you have a full-on existential crisis — or you're a Ken.)

• P, pretty I, intelligent N, never sad K, cool

Ken (and Allan) Instagram Captions

• I am Kenough.

• My job... is just beach!

• Anywhere else I'd be a 10.

• Can you feel my Ken-ergy?

• Welcome to my Mojo Dojo Casa House.

• There are no multiples of Allan. He’s just Allan.

• Ken only has a good day when Barbie looks at him.

• To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses I lost interest.

• I'm just looking for a long-term, long-distance, low-commitment casual girlfriend.
  

• I said I don't know if I've ever been good enough. I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in. And I don't know if I've ever been really loved by a hand that's touched me. And I feel like something's gonna give.

Barbenheimer Instagram Captions

• Do you guys ever think about dying?

• And now I am become Ken, destroyer of Barbie World.

• Unstable, theatrical, romantic.

• Not just self-important — actually important.

• If this got out, this could mean extremely weird things for our world. This would be catastrophic!
  

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