The Bachelorette Season 15, Episode 4, Recap: Forget Luke—Let’s Talk About Tyler

This season of The Bachelorette is moving along quickly, isn't it? It feels as if we just left the Box King, and now we're already at the first group trip? Time flies when you're having fun staring into Tyler C.'s eyes.

The guys find out they're going to—drumroll, please—Newport, Rhode Island, and they react as if Chris Harrison gave them a million dollars each rather than a long weekend in our country's smallest state. That's no shade to Newport, a beautiful place to visit; I've just never seen a man, let alone 15, give a "you get a car!" scream about visiting a city rich in colonial history. Then again, maybe these bros are that ready to get away from the Bachelor mansion. I imagine that place stinks like a potent mixture of bad cologne, farts, and the lingering smell of Cam's desperation.

Also, the first date isn't even in Newport—it's in Boston! The cities are close (about an hour and a half drive, according to Google Maps), but still. If we're going to Newport, I want to see Newport, you know?

Jed, the one going on this Boston date with Hannah, doesn't seem to mind. They shop at Quincy Market for souvenirs (my favorite is the tote bag that says "wicked pissah") while Hannah makes up random facts about United States history. As someone who spends months putting together my own historical ghost tour every Halloween, I am horrified. Maybe Jed is too—I mean, he doesn't laugh. At one point he says "ri-i-ight" with the enthusiasm of a man told he has to use the shower after Luke P.

After a trip to Cheers and some extremely awkward Halo Top promotion—seriously, the camera lingered on that ice cream cart longer than Colton's abs—Jed and Hannah go to the Auerbach Center to play basketball with a few Celtics players. One of them even sits down for a heart-to-heart with Hannah; his advice is sweet, though I wonder if he was thinking about all the other things he could be doing with his time. Taxes. Catching up with a friend. Watching Always Be My Maybe on Netflix.

At dinner Jed admits he joined The Bachelorette as a platform for his music career. But now he's falling for Hannah and is totally, 100-percent focused on their relationship. At least he's being honest, I guess? Hannah thinks so, at least. "You're a really great guy," she says, before giving him the rose.

The group date the next day is in Rhode Island, finally. Dylan, Matteo, John Paul Jones, Connor, Garrett, Dustin, Devin, Grant, Peter, Kevin, Mike, Luke S., and Luke P. are to play rugby, a sport we're reminded at least 100 times is super brutal and bloody. "You get smashed, you stand up, and you smash somebody. That's how you play rugby," one of the pros tells the guys. Yeah, yeah, foreshadowing—we get it.

But really: Kevin has to leave fairly early in the game because he hurt his shoulder. Nobody else has to go to the hospital, but the guys all think Luke P. might send them there. He's definitely the most—how do I say this?—invested in the game. He seems fairly harmless, though, until some sort of altercation happens between him and Luke S.. It's not clear what goes down (it happens off camera), but Luke S. is shaken. "He's an unstable guy," he says ominously. Luke P. apologizes to him, but Luke S. just walks away.

At the cocktail party that night, Hannah takes Luke P. aside first. He says he body-slammed Luke S. because he tried to swing at him first. She asks if he's had issues with any of the other guys, and he says no. What's more, he adds, Luke S. never talks about her in the house and only brags about his liquor brand.

So Hannah pulls Luke S. aside next, who tells her Luke P. knocked the wind out of him and kneed him in the head. When Hannah mentions that Luke P. said Luke S. was frustrated with him, he counters that everyone is frustrated with Luke P. (Also, oh, my God, why did Luke have to fight with the other Luke? Luke, Luke, Luke, Lu-u-uke.)

The guys confirm this to Hannah themselves: Devon says Luke P. was "bullying" Luke S. during the game. Mike tells her Luke P. has threatened to leave the show before. Dylan says "95 percent" of the guys don't get along with him. Hearing all of this, Hannah is like, "Hmm. I don't know!"

However, two of them—Garrett and Peter—are smart enough to stay out of the drama and just talk to Hannah about their feelings. Garrett gets the rose.

The next day Hannah is supposed to go on a one-on-one fishing date with Tyler, but she's not sure she can go through with it. All the drama has her feeling down. When Tyler meets up with her and sees she's crying, he says all the right things to cheer her up. Also, doesn't hurt that he looks like this:

Over dinner that night he tells her a moving story. His dad almost died a few months before he came on the show, and during his recovery they'd watch The Bachelor together. Tyler's dad told him Hannah was the one for him and he should go for it, which is why Tyler signed up for the show. When he met her, he says, he felt something he's never felt before. Of course Hannah gives him a rose. At this point I'm not sure why she doesn't just send everyone but Tyler, Mike, and Peter home. Maybe keep John Paul Jones around for fun? This is why I could never be the Bachelorette: As soon as I met Tyler, I'd be like, "Yes, you." There'd be no season, and definitely none of this Luke nonsense.

Anyway, they end the date with a concert from Jake Owen.

The next day is the cocktail party. It starts off strong, with Peter asking Hannah to be his girlfriend. It's cute.

Unfortunately the Luke P. drama isn't over: The guys are all worked up, and Mike calls him a psychopath. To this, Luke P. literally does the Arthur clenched fist meme before informing the audience that he is "the complete opposite" of a psychopath.

When Hannah talks to Luke S. she tells him she still doesn't know whom to trust and feels irritated about the whole situation. (Same, girl.) Luke S. complains to Luke P. that he lied, and the other guys all agree that Luke P. should set it right. Luke P. tells them he will, then immediately suggests to Hannah that Luke S. begged him to "put in a good word" with her. So she talks to Luke S. again. He explains that, no, he didn't say that. He just wanted Luke P. to tell her the truth. Hannah is clearly over it—as am I—but we won't know how this ends, or who gets a rose, until next week. See you then!

Anna Moeslein is a senior editor at Glamour. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter @annamoeslein.

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