Ask E. Jean: I Love a Man I've Never Actually Met

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Photo credit: Everett

From ELLE

Dear E. Jean: I am 30. At 13, I fell in love from afar with an extremely handsome man. He is successful, good-natured, funny, rich, kind, and so successful he is practically a celebrity. I have never met him, but trust me: I love him.-How Do I Meet Mr. Perfect?


Conquer, My Kumquat: My inbox is filled with long letters from women who live with guys who are perfect, and 99.9 percent of my correspondents are sick of them! Get a real chap with some flaws. They are less dipshitty.

This letter is from the Ask E. Jean Archive, 1993-2018. Send questions to E. Jean at E.Jean@AskEJean.com.

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