Ariana Grande's Grand Entrance in the "Earth" Music Video Is, Uh, a Little Crude
Lil Dicky’s star-studded ode to our planet, “Earth,” dropped on Thursday night, and it really wasn’t what fans were expecting.
Instead, we got a 7-minute animated romp in which our faves are depicted as various wild animal/plants/planets, etc.: Bieber is a baboon (more on this later), Grande a zebra, Snoop Dogg a marijuana plant, Lil Jon a clam, Kevin Hart is Kanye West, and DiCaprio has the innate pleasure of playing himself.
And if the fact that Lil Jon, as a clam, utters the line “what the f—k, I’m a clam?” isn’t weird enough for you, perhaps this will be: as the video transitions from Bieber telling viewers his “anus is huge,” we literally travel through the singer’s baboon butt to meet Grande’s zebra (2:21, see for yourself) who is very quickly mauled by Halsey's lion cub.
RELATED: Ariana Grande Shared a Brain Scan Showing "Terrifying" Effects of Trauma
Unsurprisingly, Twitter was rather affected by this crude transition, though Grande herself thought it was “fire.”
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) April 18, 2019
So if you go inside Justin Bieber’s baboon ass you get to see Ariana Grande the Zebra. Love that. Sorta. pic.twitter.com/XqKfaouicm
—  (@IetarianaIive) April 18, 2019
I think it is very important that we all acknowledge the fact that we were literally just TRANSPORTED THROUGH THE BUTTHOLE OF A BABOON VOICED BY JUSTIN BIEBER TO A ZEBRA VOICED BY ARIANA GRANDE LIKE IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED???????
— Panpot Stevens (@sarahderowski) April 18, 2019
the fact that we have to go thru justin bieber’s anus to see you.....i’m scarred mama
— ໊ (@imaginedeluxe) April 18, 2019
Even with the audacity of Ari's entrance, Bieber's reference to his "huge anus" was not overlooked
damn that’s so cool that lil dicky got a ton of big artists together to spread such a positive message imagine the balls it takes to dm justin bieber and ask him to sing my anus is huge
— allie (@whyinjapan) April 19, 2019
I wasn’t aware of the severity of our planet’s current state until Justin Bieber told me his anus was huge pic.twitter.com/1aJTui4GOT
— prev. sweetenedswift (@lalisaswift) April 19, 2019
“my anus is huge”
- Justin Bieber (2019)— 𝒄𝒉𝒍𝒐𝒆 (@jungkooksbieber) April 18, 2019
“We Are the World” this is not, but if Ariana emerging from the Biebs’s baboon butt inspires people to fight climate change, so be it.
Instagram/jdbshuman
