Andy Reid, Hawaiian Shirt Champion

This photograph of Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid in a Chiefs-themed Hawaiian shirt—his signature—is breathtaking. The man is single-handedly keeping Tommy Bahama in business. Honestly, it just makes us want to burst into song.

Take this little ditty, for instance:
Close your eyes
Have no fear
The monster's gone [Bill Belichick]
He's on the run and your fans are here
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy

Or try this one on for size:
He's beauty and he's grace
His plays open up space
He's elegance and taste
He's mister United States
Hold your crown up high!

But, of course, the tune that won't leave the mind while burning this blessed image of Reid into our irises is the one that, if this Big Fit has anything to do with it, will be playing Sunday night.
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
We are the champions, my friends

Originally Appeared on GQ