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The Kardashians are pretty much running media right now. From high fashion to low brow, the eight original members of the clan—including Rob, who is is no doubt saving himself for some kind of big People reveal—are in the news multiple times a day, every day. (And that’s not even counting Kanye OR North, yo!) As a unit, they are singlehandedly keeping the print industry alive, and possibly also the Internet as well. (At least when Kim’s not trying to break it.) If you want to get your name out there, you better find a way to play six degrees of separation with this krew.
Amber Rose is in on this game. Perhaps in a bid for attention, or because she felt overly passionate about the topic, Kanye’s ex, who could be considered bizarro Kim in a parallel universe, took a swipe at the baby of the group, Kylie Jenner, on a recent radio show. Why the Mean Girls affront? Jenner dates Rose’s friend’s ex-boyfriend, a rapper named Tyga. Not helping the matters is that the friend, Blac Chyna, who used to be a stripper, also has a baby with Tyga.
Did you catch that?
When asked about their relationship, Rose responded by saying that Kylie, 17, should be in bed by 7, as opposed to out in the world with rappers named Tyga, 25, who have babies at home. The comment got back to Khloé, who went on a tweeting rampage, reminding Rose that she wasn’t a saint at 17, and she should not be out there worrying teenagers acting their age.
She brought up the fact that Rose used to be a stripper, which is not so saintly either. Rose compared herself to Kim, and declared that they both are “whores” supporting their families. She upped her comeback level by referencing a French Montana song (Khloé is currently dating Montana).
Khloé then tweeted a white flag of sorts, even quasi-appologizing for almost slut-shaming Rose.
Rose wins this round, by a thin hair off of her shiny bald head. We all still livin’ indeed.