Get ready, 2020. We’re bringing some BABE (big Aidy Bizzo energy) into the new decade. Because, look, if we don’t realize we’re “that bitch” now, when will we? Saturday Night Live’s Aidy Bryant channeled Lizzo for a “cut for time” sketch in which she learns to harness her “raw sexual power” à la the baddest bitch we know, and we’re feeling inspired as hell.
Bryant is a force to be reckoned with after she takes a cue from Lizzo and believes that she’s dripping with sex appeal, has been gifted a god-given ass, and can literally just tell people (including the legendary Eddie Murphy) she’s the whole damn meal and have them believe her.
Want to feel empowered? Watch this skit and do as Aidy Bryant does.
All one needs to embrace one’s inner been it is that “100% that bitch” attitude (and no, a mere 90% isn’t gonna cut it), a few feather boas, the smallest of purses, and the awareness not to burn the ass at both ends. We can’t have a bad bitch burn out in 2020.
Although we believe it’s criminal of SNL to have not aired one of our favorite skits of the show, it’s good enough for us that “Aidy Bizzo & Lizzo” made it to the internet so we can relish in its greatness.
THE HEAVEN THAT IS AIDY BRYANT AND LIZZOhttps://t.co/TYsMnyxjw0— Beanie Feldstein (@BeanieFeldstein) December 22, 2019
sry I can’t go to Christmas mass I now subscribe only to the church of Aidy Bizzo x Lizzo 🙌🙌🙌 https://t.co/H2EC6mtvTa— Meg Lewis (@_meglew) December 22, 2019
I get why this was cut for time but also Aidy Bryant telling Eddie Murphy to "get to God and thank him for my beautiful fat ass" is tremendous. (Also, Lizzo can act! Put her in more movies you cowards!) https://t.co/YvrtDMX60X— kateyrich (@kateyrich) December 22, 2019
This is the girl group we’ve been waiting for since the disbanding of Destiny’s Child.
We’re calling it: 2020 is the year of the BABE. Apologies in advance for those who can’t handle it. Oh, and our condolences to the loved ones of Michael Che. May he S.I.P. (smang in peace).