On more than a few occasions, we've considered moving to Waco, Texas, buying a dirt-cheap house, and (somehow) enlisting Chip and Joanna Gaines to flip it for us. But moving into a favorite home they've already flipped? We die. Which is why we're kind of losing over the fact that the "Faceless Bunker" is officially on the market.
Initially, well, a faceless bunker, Chip and Jo transformed the spacious property into an airy, modern, coastal-style oasis (per the request of their island-transplant clients) in the second season of Fixer Upper. With four bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms, 4,000-plus square feet and tons of bespoke Chip & Jo detailing, it's pretty much our dream house. The only problem? It doesn't come with a Fixer Upper price tag—it can be yours for a cool $1.15 million.
Remember this swoon-worthy kitchen?
And this double-decker, open-concept living space?
And these totally majestic trees? Money be damned—we'll take it.