I Was Absolutely Dying With Laughter This Week At These 20 Internet Geniuses Who Completely And Totally Nailed Their Responses

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I Was Absolutely Dying With Laughter This Week At These 20 Internet Geniuses Who Completely And Totally Nailed Their Responses

1.On babies:

what's the best way to tell someone that their baby is ugly? answer: aw they look just like you

2.On mayo:

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3.On $200:

if someone gave you $200 because you're ugly would you take the money? someone answers: absolutely, i'm ugly not stupid

4.On bears:

a bear wanders city hall in california and someone says, you can't put a bear on a state flag and then act surprised when it shows up for a town meeting

5.On cats:

someone asking if that's a cat or a sheep and person calling it a shat and a shitten

6.On new terms:

OP: weatherboy is derogatory. person: what does that mean? OP: wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

7.On hogs:

untapped infinte hog supply in the ocean, each state is lined with an impenetrable wall of swine

8.On language:

someone saying that many non-english languages don't have a spelling bee because the spelling rules in those languages are too regular for good spelling to be impressive

9.On reservoirs:

reservoir on the map is called prettyboy reservoir and someone comments, you get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking and gallop away like gazelle

10.On aliens:

person saying they hope aliens visit when we're extinct and think our signs filled with jesus is coming mean that he ate us

11.On Bambi:

in response to disney announcing shooting a live-action bambi movie , was shooting his mother not enough

12.On history:

the most successful lie in history: i acknowledge that i have read and agree to the above terms and conditions

13.On thunderstorms:

someone saying they want to see a reverse lightening storm where it would strikes of pitch black during the daytime

14.On fridges:

in response to a fridge that will ping your phone if the door is left open: why doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart

15.On the human body:

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16.On vets:

Twitter: @nymn_hs

17.On technology:

windows 8 can suck my dick. person 2: i can't believe how far technology has come

18.On video games:

question: world now runs on video game logic, what's the first thing you do? answer: look at my stats to find out wtf is wrong with me

19.On boxing:

boxing is chess, not checkers and someone responding, pretty sure it's neither, mate
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20.And on medieval times:

the number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely