There are plenty of drink names out there that can make you raise an eyebrow or surprise a giggle out of you -- the fuzzy navel is enough to give you a smirk. Want something a little more original? You can even make your own funny drink name. Grab a shaker, and let's get giggling.

Classic Cocktails With Funny Names

Bartenders have an incredible sense of humor, sometimes a bit dry like their martinis, but these funny names have gone down in history.

• Fish House Punch

• Between the Sheets

• Harvey Wallbanger

• Fuzzy Navel

• Monkey Gland

• Hanky Panky

• Duck Fart

• Horse's Neck

• Zombie

• Buttery Nipple

• Colorado Bulldog

• Damn the Weather

• Fluffy Critter

• Slippery Nipple

• Dirty Shirley

• Alabama Slammer

• Rusty Nail

• Porn Star Martini

• Sex on the Beach

• Screaming Orgasm

Original Punny & Funny Drink Names

Along with just being plain funny, these names are sure to crack a smile. Puns? Classic. A punny drink name? That automatically makes the cocktail experience better, that's a well-known fact.

• Don't Fernet About Me

• Orange You Glad

• Fernet-Me-Knot

• Honey Badger Don't Care

• Confessions of a Drama Vodka Queen

• AC/DC: Rock Vodka

• Whiskey Business

• Bourbon Legends

• The Urban Bourbon Cowboy

• Men of a Bourbon Barrel Aged Old-Fashioned

• Like a Bourbon Mocktail

• By the Gin of Your Teeth Martini

• Gin There, Done That

• I've Gin Expecting You

• 1,000 Ways to Rye

• Live Free or Rye

• Rock-a-Rye Baby

• Give 'em the Side Rye

• Pocket Scotch

• I Care a Scotch

• Good Things Rum to Those Who Wait

• I've Rum Undone

Relatable Funny Drink Names

We've all been there, why not reflect that in a cheeky cocktail name?

• I Should Start a Podcast

• Now I Know Why Dad Was Protective of the Thermostat

• This Tastes Like I'm Going to Shop Online Later

• Maybe I Should Get Bangs

• This Definitely Isn't Vodka

• Plant Lady Is the New Cat Lady

• This Drink Is on My To-Do List

• Why Do All My Neighbors Own Chickens?

• Business on the Top, Pajamas on the Bottom

• This Notebook Will Fix My Life

• One Drink for My Plants, One for Me

• My Drink Coaster Is My TBR Pile

• I Deserve a Little Treat

Pop Culture Funny Drink Names

Put those movie lines, songs, lyrics, and everything in between to use when garnishing your drink with a funny name.

• Pineapple Express

• The Dude Abides

• Mandalorian Matador Martini

• Lucy in the Sky With Daiquiris

• Captain Dead Pool! No, Just Deadpool

• Superhero Landing

• Negasonic Teenage Warhead

• Sul Sul Is Simlish for Hello

• The Phantom of the Vodka

• Whiskey Little Liars

• Arkham Whiskey Lunch Break

• The Real Housewives of New York Whiskey Sour

• I Can See Whiskey Now

• Pope Bourbon II

• Drew Barrymore's Never Gin Kissed

• The Girl With the Cocktail Tattoo

• Catcher in the Rye Manhattan

• Get Rich or Rye Trying

• Death on the Margarita Express

• Panic! At the Lemon Drop

• Rum and Dumber

• Khaleesi Means Queen

• What Would Don Draper Do?

• I Thought I Was Daria, but I'm Tina Belcher

• Justice for Dr. Greene

• My Personal Rum Diary

• Tequila Mockingbird Paloma

• I Could Make the Bobsled Olympic Team

• This Isn't What Gilmore Girls Promised Me

• Bend and Ginger Snap

• I Know What You Drank Last Summer

• I've Never Met a Colleen Hoover Book I Didn't Like

• Jake Peralta's Mystery Cocktail

• What Would Lori Beth Denberg Do?

• Buffy's Nightcap Slays

• Tamagotchi Tea

• I'm Drinking Because of Cody Rigsby

• I'm Still Going to Use Someone Else's Netflix

Garnishing Your Drink With a Giggle

Cocktails make life better, or at least we think so. And a drink name that's catchy AND funny? That makes any cocktail that much better. It's science. Try a few of these for yourself and you'll see.