87 Tweets From This Year So Far That Were So Freaking Funny, They Got Over 100K Likes
We're a little more than halfway through 2022, and it's already been a looooong year.
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But in the darkest moments, Twitter was still providing us the laughs we so desperately needed. So enjoy these extremely viral tweets that'll make you giggle like a little kid.
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”
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the squishmallows in the corner of your room watching you get raw dogged
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My bf told me he’s been using my skin stuff to start having a skin care routine. I asked him what did he use so far? He points to my OLAPLEX
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“This edible ain’t shit” The edible:
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my mom has been using 💦 to describe crying and when I told her to stop it, she made me tell her why and now it’s so quiet in here.
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me creating a playlist
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Johnny Bravo aint even have a plot.. just everyday “where da hoes at”
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Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun
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what the inside of my AirPods case looks like is between me and God
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catholic school be like "no long hair for boys" meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy
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You’re never going to own a house, order the avocado toast
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My friends: I’m not a hater but-Me: don’t worry. I am .
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red bull when you confuse it for the other energy drink:
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This drunk girl on the L just spilled her white claw on a baby
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No job pays me enough to come back on time from lunch
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u never hear ppl go “wow edibles give me the perfect high” it’s always “bro i’m fighting for my life make it stop”
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look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail https://t.co/I7ymwVlla9
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imagine she makes you a spotify playlist and it already has 8 likes
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Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️
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My friends: I can’t find this guy on social media.Me:
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me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT
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Called my landlord bc I smelled gas and he came over and turned my stovetop burner off
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT
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i realize this is a hot take but naming a baby after yourself is one of the most insane things you can do and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
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(about to invent gargoyles) babe the cathedral looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak on the roof.
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Someone who just took the worst photos of you you’ve ever seen : “this one is cute”’
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i love seeing goths in normal situations like wyd at the dentist girl!
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*changing sex positions* now let’s do a silly one
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When I hear them fajitas sizzling at the next table
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Breaking up after 9 years? I will see you tomorrow
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i understand why old people type like this...... it's so addicting...... like a bitch just be trailing off...... ominously.... who knows..
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swimming is so embarrassing everyone can see you want to be aIive
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If Don’t Look Up wins best screenplay I will personally go out of my way to contribute to global warming.
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posting on instagram stories is so fucking weird until you have a crush and then it becomes Your Life’s Work
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“I thrifted it” girl please tell me wtf the tag says
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11am is an insane time for breakfast to stop being served. You want me to eat a McDouble at 11am??????
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Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.
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Maybe i did audibly moan that one time when the coochie waxing lady put the warm wax on my bootyhole cuz now she always says “Ok heres your favorite part”.
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Today my doctor said “you look extra pale, have you been feeling okay?” and I responded “this is just how I look in January” and she wrote that down.
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We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day
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my homie told this girl at the bar he “travels for work” bro works at domino’s 😭
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I just got asked to explain a gap in my resume from September 17 to October 4….like I don’t know I was just breathing for a quick second
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“wife material” my sister you are frying egg
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my mom finally figured out what the grammys are
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we are having hibachi tonight baby
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When you tryna sleep with the tv on & the tv get interesting
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mfs in new york be like “i take the train to school” ight harry potter
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i check her phone everyday to make sure she not texting pete davidson
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Why do kids cough like that? Tongue out, mouth wide open with not a hand in sight 😭
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im still tryna find out who her plug is
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me when i open the google doc and my editor is in there making changes
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why ppl named “deborah” always go by “deb” and never “bruh”
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Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other
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lawyers be like "we will take the 40 years" BRO WHO IS WE???
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I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion
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"your alarm is set for 2 hours and 43 minutes from now"
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*throws up after drinking 10 mimosas* omg random I hope I’m not pregnant
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writers love saying things like "he had a toothy grin" what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. "he walked feetily into the kitchen" that's how you sound
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if i ask you to take pics of me and you start tilting the camera just hand me my phone back
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tomato’s ain’t hard enough.. BOOOO 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
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“can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me
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I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if I lit the store on fire with him in it
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i get so annoyed whenever ppl call kids evil but then i remember when i was 8 and had recently seen mean girls for the first time, and i got yelled at by my mother so i wrote “slut” on a scrap of paper then left it on her bed for her to find. so ig i’ll let y’all have it
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how do people live in LA? aren't you worried about running into james corden
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FaceTimed her and someone in the back said “ew that’s him?”
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why do children drink like they’ve been fasting for 40 days and 40 nights?? gasping for air and everything
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Our system is shit. I’m 24 and only have two years left on my moms health insurance. Then, I have to find a new mother
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Running towards the bus before it left was one of the most embarrassing things ever
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me when I’m 75: is he in our grade
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College was so fun because everyone was so supportive of whatever lie you were telling about yourself
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“shark infested waters”…. you mean their home????😭
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don’t bite the hand that fingers u or however it goes
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the vibrator died while Brian and I were fucking and this mf said “and now it’s time for the acoustic set” 💀💀
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Waitress said “wow” after I ordered
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“i was bullied by everyone in school” well were you being weird
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one time in college i was so mad a guy rejected me i updated my facebook status to "who even really cares" and it wasn't until a week later i realized i posted that on the anniversary of 9/11
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therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad
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me at any house party: 💃🏾 how much is ur rent ?????
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THE REASON IVE ALWAYS FELT SO OUTCAST IN MY FRIENDGROUP IS BC APPARENTLY THEYRE ALL IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW
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if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand
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The little red balls in front of Target came loose and started rolling towards me and my family. Luckily I had a gun
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Me when the bouncer holds up my ID
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this can’t be the same USA Miley was partying in
