The 82 Funniest "Shrek" Memes In The History Of Humanity
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Searching for your daily Shrek fix? We've got you! Enjoy the following memes about Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3, Shrek 4...did they make Shrek 5 yet?
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Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'me:
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stopped to clean @shrek 's hollywood star. nothing but respect for MY president
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[Stock market crashes]"Oh no, I better check on my investments!"*opens cupboard over top of the sink*[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]
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she said do you love me, i said only partly, i only love my swamp and my donkey, i’m sorry...
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ME: I'll put a sexy movie onDATE: Good idea*presses play*D: Shrek?M: omg embarrassingD: HahaM: [fumbling with DVD] Meant to be Shrek 2
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I don’t remember this part of the movie....
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[valentine's day]gf: [reading my txt] "keith just said he's going to give me 92 minutes of pleasure tonight"her friend: "oh wow"[later watching shrek 2]me: "you look disappointed"
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best shrek songyou: all star by smash mouthme, an intellectual: I Need A Hero by the Fairy Godmother
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If you read the Bible backwards it's the script for Shrek 2
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Make friends in your classes
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so baby pull me closer in the backseat of ur rover
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I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)Examples:"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
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Me: Whats wrong babe?Her: Nothing.Me:*Pauses DVD of Shrek 2 that Ive had on a loop since losing my job* No somethings wrong I can tell.
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BIDEN: How come you've never shown ME the swamp?OBAMA: Drain the swamp is a metaphor, Joe.BIDEN: Where will Shrek live?
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HITMAN: Who's the target?ME: [slides photo across table]HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek?ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse
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*Guy is rushed in on a stretcher*DR: what happenedEMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathonDR: WE'VE GOT AN OGREDOSE
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#LyricsThatHaveToBeShouted someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
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the difference between irish accents and scottish accents is that irish accents are real and the scottish accent was made up for the Shrek movies
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“My god, it’s the zombie apocalypse. Everyone grab the most critical items and get ready to run”*me holding a Shrek 2 DVD*Way ahead of you
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cop: do you know why i pulled you overme: because i was playing the Shrek 2 soundtrack?cop: ya turn that shit up lol
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please enjoy this painting of kanye as a shrek
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*Hallelujah starts playing*"Ah yes, from Shrek"
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This is an actual Smash Mouth concert
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A Shrek fan fiction about Donkey and Dragon’s bdsm sex life called 50 Shades of Bray: How to Chain Your Dragon
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tfw your potato has layers
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✨ a skincare thread ✨how i went from this... to THIS!
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I consider myself a true film fan. Most people wouldn’t understand true art and I don’t expect them to. Here are my top five films of all time 1. shrek 2. Shrek 2 3. Shrek 3 4. Shrek Forever After 3D 5. Pulp Fiction
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I know my children are going to warn their future partners not to shit talk Shrek in front of me.
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green characters who are too sexualized:- shrek- the grinch- the green m&mgreen characters who haven’t gotten sexualized ENOUGH:- Flubber
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there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming
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ok so I got pulled over on my way home from makeup class...
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cigarettes after shrek
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Remember Lord Farquaad from Shrek? This is him now. Feel old yet?
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Remember Lord Farquaad from Shrek, well this is him now
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Me: Shrek is love, Shrek is lifeMe: ShReK iS lOvE, ShRek iS liFe
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Aura: So. Like. What even happens in Shrek 2?Me, sitting upright and feeling awake for the first time in days: Well, it opens on a trip to
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Jeff Buckley's "Hallelujah" came on at this party and a girl here said "this song always reminds me of shrek"
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I want to connect speakers to my houses alarm system so when it gets set off a recording of Shrek will yell "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
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Not gunna lie, the shrek soundtrack is the only CD in my car...
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guy: so.... what's your favorite movie?me: it's a classicguy: yup?me: ............................. Shrek
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Your man-not loyal - never makes waffles- never fucked a dragonDonkey from Shrek- loyal- makes waffles- fucks a dragon on the regular
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the fairy godmother from shrek - i need a hero https://t.co/gJSAeILyzq
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things that won’t get you laid:- vaping- juulingthings that will get you laid:- reciting every line from the movie Shrek- saying “it’s ogre time” before sex
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who decided the soundtrack of shrek would go that hard
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You have 100 dollars to make the perfect man Funny $101Creative $101Hot $101Is actually shrek $100Loyal $101Friendly $101
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there's only two time periods on our earth: the pre-shrek world and post-shrek world
This post contains content from Jamie Jones, Christian Zamora, Lara Parker, Grace Spelman, and Hanifah Rahman. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.
