These 80 Hilarious Tweets From October Made Me Laugh So Hard I Choked On My Candy Corn
It's October, aka "Spooky Season," so you know I had to include some Halloween treats in this month's tweet roundup. A lot of chaos went down on the internet this month, so I've compiled a massive list of October's BEST tweets from BuzzFeed's weekly roundups of fails, funny tweets, and Black Twitter (plus a few of my personal favorites thrown in). So, grab your candy corn, and let's get into it!
1.
i lost the pumpkin carving contest which is insane pic.twitter.com/Qh28GsezLb
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) October 21, 2023
@kenzianidiot
2.
Posting “wow super problematic” under everybody’s Halloween costume and then responding “I will not do the labor of educating you” when they ask for an explanation.
— jr (@jamesearl23) October 4, 2023
@jamesearl23
3.
“hey the costume party got cancelled”me: pic.twitter.com/ipD7G2uayN
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) October 25, 2023
@97Vercetti
4.
Candy corn about to be gone so the big dawgs can step in. pic.twitter.com/n9BKbaj5gf
— big papi (@ASHGotTheJugo) October 22, 2023
@ASHGotTheJugo
5.
how do I form meaningful friendships as an adult without enrolling in grad school or joining a cult
— abby govindan (@abbygov) October 6, 2023
@abbygov
6.
they would run high school spirit day like the navy https://t.co/iehFmWf3Om
— sivi (@ali_sivi) October 24, 2023
Charia Gordon via Instagram / @tayvisnation / @ali_sivi / Via instagram.com
7.
Any non binary baddies I can give this to? pic.twitter.com/cIw3XWfUUh
— i condemn jarlic (@mybadifarded) October 12, 2023
@mybadifarded
8.
him : I can hear you smiling through the phone me : boyyyyyyy no I’m not pic.twitter.com/2LKfY0lZkE
— nai ☘️ (@naivsnai) October 7, 2023
@naivsnai
9.
I told my 12yr old she wasn't allowed to make pancakes without supervision. So I come back and she's making crepes.
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) October 7, 2023
@CerromeRussell
10.
Literally everyone is getting married pic.twitter.com/k3MOVXzY0I
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) October 23, 2023
@hansdickie
11.
Sorry wax museum but dat shit ain’t me!You tried tho and I appreciate the effort.
— Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) October 23, 2023
@LilTunechi
12.
summit | noun | a conference of highest-level officials https://t.co/lFjI8LPn4W
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) October 12, 2023
John Shearer / Getty Images / @MerriamWebster
13.
is this what the lady seen on the plane ???? pic.twitter.com/A7SvSfBrpd
— barbiana ♓️ (@ashdaminajj910) October 8, 2023
@ashdaminajj910
14.
filling up the brita pitcher again pic.twitter.com/3CCIrVEUg4
— italian stallion (@hotPONTIFEX) October 12, 2023
@hotPONTIFEX
15.
Me reporting on Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift to my friends, family, and coworkers. pic.twitter.com/EMMhyQ1nsf
— 🏹Hi Lea! 🏹 (@MadAmour13) October 15, 2023
NBC / @MadAmour13
16.
austin & ally’s new season just dropped pic.twitter.com/Aum6r7JypU
— leon (@skyferrori) October 13, 2023
Disney / @skyferrori
17.
ross lynch in troye sivan’s music video, call that austin and ALLY🏳️🌈 pic.twitter.com/EZa7e146w9
— nat (@helenshvrs) October 11, 2023
MAX / @helenshvrs / “Niko Tavernise / Warner Bros. / courtesy Everett Collection”
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19.
who’s narrating the britney memoir? pic.twitter.com/Xbbwyyhul4
— alex (@alex_abads) October 25, 2023
ABC / @alex_abads
20.
This was so long ago he must have tapped those number buttons so many times to get the breakup text out. https://t.co/eVLThBZ5pN
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 19, 2023
Steve Granitz / Getty Images / @joshgondelman /@PopBase
21.
justin timberlake and jessica biel at brunch today: pic.twitter.com/aTpkDStMaC
— Jesse Thee Slade 🥂 (@Jesse_bslade) October 17, 2023
HBO / @Jesse_bslade
22.
Ginuwine: hello, my name i-Justin Timberlake: pic.twitter.com/TyfXSZZhud
— b (@the_petshopboy) October 24, 2023
HBO / @the_petshopboy / Via youtube.com
23.
nobody wants to work anymore 🙄 pic.twitter.com/8XYvrgPDPw
— Max (@maxtmcc) October 3, 2023
@maxtmcc
24.
Imagine being voted out of office by someone who was just kicked out of beetle juice the musical for vaping and jacking off her date
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) October 3, 2023
@jules_su
25.
what if we made everyone Speaker pic.twitter.com/RK9hAtfBWk
— Washington Post TikTok Dad (@davejorgenson) October 25, 2023
Prime Video / @ddavejorgenson
26.
got a perfect picture of the eclipse this morning pic.twitter.com/ETh8rmN96E
— jess 🍒 (@cherriesjesss) October 14, 2023
@cherriesjessss
27.
Collegues : Lets go to Paris for our vacationMe : pic.twitter.com/lIuQvvWxty
— Taylor 𝕏 (@Themba_Taylor) October 1, 2023
ABC / @Themba_Taylor
28.
Boy roommate won’t let me throw his sweet potato away. I told him it scares me and he began talking about the beauty of “life forms” and “growth”. I quickly realized he’s actually attached to this thing. I’m tossing it on Sunday pic.twitter.com/haPDOURxfW
— J (@yikingtons) October 6, 2023
Twitter: @yikingtons
29.
Me during a plot twist scene after forcing people to watch a movie pic.twitter.com/cfWxWOHZxu
— Patty LaCerva 💌𓆦 (@minasdemon) October 22, 2023
IFC / Via Twitter: @minasdemon
30.
“The costume party is cancelled”Me: pic.twitter.com/E2ok7Fidw4
— UGLY PRIMO ✨ (@uglyprimo) October 23, 2023
NBC / @uglyprimo
31.
me and my 47 alarms pic.twitter.com/RMvftkOWzY
— chase (@_chase_____) October 22, 2023
@_chase_____
32.
Lol the way he opened the door to stop her lying and then immediately closed it. https://t.co/UTL58woEMN
— Angela Rockford (@angie_goodwood) October 5, 2023
Netflix / @AFC_GlEN / @megjepson via TikTo / @angie_goodwood / Via tiktok.com
33.
Feeling cute. May move across the room later. pic.twitter.com/nYTvI0S2iN
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) October 19, 2023
@NatlParkService
34.
My friend’s cat got shaved at the vet and now she is looking like a game of exquisite corpse pic.twitter.com/BfgNkpe7A8
— place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt) October 17, 2023
@catshouldnt / @upbrinkworth via Reddit / Via reddit.com
35.
tom and jerry ass injury https://t.co/PCjhJLeXGf
— Corn ✧⍣ (@upblissed) October 16, 2023
@Kellycucca / @upblissed
36.
Amtrak guy scanned my ticket and I said “how are you” and his response was “only 23 years until retirement”
— rachel (@rachelmillman) October 11, 2023
@rachelmillman
37.
Tell him to spell Prestidigitation real quick so we sure he's yours. https://t.co/t2kAAbGZzi
— The Godmother (@Kamogelo_MN) October 13, 2023
@KekePalmer / @Kamogelo_MN
38.
y’all way too comfortable with taking pictures of strangers. https://t.co/oeAOlbwhFt
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) October 19, 2023
@ayeejuju
39.
a sexy Steve Harvey?? https://t.co/WnRYoO1fL6
— korto 🇱🇷 (@enimz_) October 9, 2023
@enimz_
40.
my dad & i cleaned out his closet & theres about 3 trash bags filled w vintage ralph lauren clothes all size XL so i said “damn, some white girl going to have a field day at the thrift store” so now he’s refusing to donate it bc he doesnt want a white girl to wear his clothes 😭
— miklo’s mom (@lilfckedupbangs) October 16, 2023
@lilfckedupbangs
41.
“Jada Pinkett Smith reveals in new interview that…” me: pic.twitter.com/R4HdGhHx9y
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) October 15, 2023
HBO Max Twitter: @feistyfrank
42.
Finished the (1) roll of toilet paper in my airbnb and asked the host where I could find extra and he said the supermarket pic.twitter.com/RH9a17nj1s
— Corey Jacob (@coreytimes) October 4, 2023
@sabrinabrier via TikTok / @coreytimes
43.
I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I got full off the bread and I didn’t order food yet will I get in trouble if I leave
— Raymonte (@BDTRELILBROTHER) October 17, 2023
@BDTRELILBROTHER
44.
me at any party that doesn’t play multiple taylor swift songs pic.twitter.com/tVqm0EdRk2
— grace⸆⸉🌙🪐 (@cowboylikegd) October 15, 2023
NBC / @cowboylikegd
45.
Keep Pete Davidson away from her https://t.co/4Cpj6yw8Ck
— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) October 21, 2023
@awards_watch
46.
Are you a Siberian husky https://t.co/Kr6RGszKjU
— ⚠︎ (@101stgec) October 21, 2023
@SolBrah / @101stgec
47.
WINTER HOLD ON… I ain’t got a coat, a man, iron pills or nothing 🙄
— 💓 Nicole Nicole 💓 (@niicole__nicole) October 8, 2023
@niicole_nicole
48.
Whoopsie doopsie pic.twitter.com/kyseUQTSCk
— The Sigma Female 🔆 (@The_sigma_fem) October 23, 2023
@The_sigma_fem
49.
This is how I feel going on a dating app pic.twitter.com/gmbFVsYycO
— Julia 🦢 (@S0UNDOFMETAL) October 9, 2023
@S0UNDOFMETAL
50.
There was a guy at the set last night who was hooting and hollering and filming the entire thing. As the opener I’m like this is probably just a drunk fan of the headliners. Come to find out it was my HIGH SCHOOL DRUG DEALER who came out to support.. king I will always remember u
— eliza (@elizamclamb) October 17, 2023
@elizamclamb
51.
This alert in my AirPods?? pic.twitter.com/5puBoBDeSL
— Bri ✨ (@storymodebae) October 4, 2023
Marvel / @storymodebae
52.
Hey, hopefully the alarm didn’t scare you. It definitely scared me, but nothing scared me more than losing you. Wish I could scream to the world just as loud as the alarm how much I love you. I know that was just a test but I am living in a real emergency without u. Miss you. pic.twitter.com/uk8ssYNan6
— Edgar (@LifeOfEdgar) October 4, 2023
@LifeOfEdgar
53.
They’re looking for a third pic.twitter.com/EP5Pe7X03D
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) October 8, 2023
CBS Photo Archive / Getty Images / BOB D'AMICO / ABC via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @TomZohar
54.
There should be drive-thru karaoke. Like I pull up, give the guy $5, he lets me into a soundproof room where I sing I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston with so much passion my vocal chords snap apart like old rubber bands, then I quietly get back in the car and head home
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) October 17, 2023
@caitiedelaney
55.
If I ever win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs: https://t.co/h857N3Kwr8
— Yee Hawttie (@CrocMartens) October 6, 2023
Twitter: @CrocMartens / @cravethegravee
56.
Guys. If I am at gym and I don’t have a personal trainer, but the person next to me does, and I start copying what they are doing, is that considered piracy 🤭
— Rihanna waseNanda/Fitness Rabbit (@Sly_Lunatic) October 19, 2023
@Sly_Lunatic
57.
My 3yo doesn’t understand the concept of Halloween decorations and keeps dragging our skeletons inside to play with them. I told him it didn’t make sense to have Halloween decorations inside bc nobody can see them and he said, extremely seriously “they’re part of our family.”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) October 17, 2023
@clhubes
58.
Me, in 2015, getting a notification that Calvin Harris added to his Snapchat Story. pic.twitter.com/eQLjxQslZz
— Erin is in her Eras era (@swiftbunnies) October 15, 2023
NBC / @swiftbunnies
59.
This the lamp from Aladdin https://t.co/nNwaME4eaN
— Felon Degeneres (@_alyssssssac) October 12, 2023
@DesignatdSmoker / @_alyssssssac
60.
they’re tryna pass a law for women ages 18-26 to be drafted??? i literally can’t. i have 5 cats to take care of & i have to work.
— 𝚓𝚊𝚜♡ (@jjasshole) October 15, 2023
@jjasshole
61.
Beyoncé really went outside for Taylor, like yall know that lady don’t leave her house unless it’s for a check. But Taylor is really her home girl and she had to pop out for her 😩😭
— Mo (@exilehive) October 12, 2023
@exilehive
62.
Every time Taylor cuts a song from the tour movie a hunger games death cannon goes off in my head
— Nikki (@nikkidelgardo) October 12, 2023
@nikkidelgardo
63.
I don’t know why I have a headache??? all I do is look at screens much of the day then go out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all night
— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) October 8, 2023
@danielleweisber
64.
Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life
— Soup (@soupinthering) October 9, 2023
@soupinthering
65.
waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again pic.twitter.com/Q1jxAWbUyg
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) October 8, 2023
BOB D'AMICO / ABC via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @roastmalone_
66.
A man from jail called me today and I accepted the call, idk why 😭 but he was like “I just dialed a random number. How’s life on the outside?” 😭😭😭
— Hoe...Why Is You Here? (@xWhyySoSerious) October 11, 2023
@xWhyySoSerious
67.
happy national bf day to the 6 month situationship that derailed my life but will live on in my heart forever
— samantha (@milkygoddess) October 3, 2023
Twitter: @milkygoddess
68.
When you check the furniture website and the home page says "We are the tellers of a story not commonly told" and it's like okay I guess they're not doing a sale
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) October 4, 2023
Twitter: @annadrezen
69.
My cousin’s 6th-grade breakup is kind of iconic pic.twitter.com/ZESb3BTy4f
— claire rogers (@kclairerogers) October 8, 2023
Twitter: @kclairerogers
70.
Is it just me or the autocorrect on iOS 17 just a lil bit too aggressive pic.twitter.com/N1cAcdToaz
— Xay (@hoodopulence) October 6, 2023
VH1 / @hoodopulence
71.
Wtf how u know https://t.co/l0RDUvFmQp
— Book (@DevinBook) October 7, 2023
@DevinBook
72.
Me enjoying For All The Dogs while everyone else hates on it 💔 pic.twitter.com/vxOgD22ULX
— Droke (@aubreydroke) October 8, 2023
Tony Esparza / CBS Photo Archive / Getty Images / @aubreydroke
73.
tell me why i showed up to my bike riding lesson and no one was there 😭😭 not even an instructor LMAOOOO omg https://t.co/xLjvXK48Vg
— dash • they/them (@thedigitaldash_) October 7, 2023
Twitter: @thedigitaldash_
74.
Oh my gawd 🤣🤣🤣 A white refrigerator! pic.twitter.com/qQLiLMn6h7
— ℐΛY ☥ ™ 🪩 (High Value Man) 𓂀 (@ijayt205) October 3, 2023
@ijayt205
75.
Omg. I would’ve been on the floor laughing if I was the one recording. 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/OWJHngrXie
— Nicole ✨ (@BombshellCole) October 5, 2023
@BombshellCole
76.
My mother has discovered Meg Thee Stallion and fr wants me to use my Twitter powers to rally the TL and get her to come over for Thanksgiving. I wish I was lying but she’s really fr 💀💀💀💀💀💀
— D Thee Pony (@d_la_reina) October 1, 2023
@d_la_reina
77.
men used to go on war, now they cry over taylor swift watching a football game
— Ron🩵 (@midnightstrack2) October 3, 2023
@midnightstrack2
78.
ariana grande is so iconic for this pic.twitter.com/8dtruNdiof
— juaan (@juaangng_) October 7, 2023
@juaangng_
79.
My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) October 4, 2023
@baddestmamajama
80.
I think canceling a show after a cliffhanger should carry some light jail time.
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) October 4, 2023
@vinn_ayy
What do you think about October's tweet roundup? Let us know your favorites in the comments below! See you next month!
